Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[Elderslie_Tiger]

There was a one legged man at the ATM this morning.

He was checking his balance

 

[Cairnstigers]

I told my wife she should get silicon implants as it would improve our sex life
She turned around and told me I should get a Mastic implant
👀

 

[tiger_one]

A truck laden with Vicks Vapor Rub overturned on the highway this morning.
Amazingly, (or maybe not), there was no congestion for 8 hours.

 

[Elderslie_Tiger]

Simpsons Related NRL Memes (@Simpsons_NRL) Tweeted:
All credit goes to Brenton Craig for this banger of a video... https://t.co/szNxlIFD0k https://twitter.com/Simpsons_NRL/status/1286282427963334657?s=20

Not sure if this will work but worth a laugh

 

[tiger_one]

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna 1, Anna 2.

 

[Elderslie_Tiger]

Everybody remembers the German Philosopher KARL MARX

But his sister ONYA never gets a mention

 

[TrueTiger]

The Evangelist Baptist grabs the man to be baptised by the hair and dunks him in the pool holds him there for a few seconds,lifts him out and says ' have you seen the Lord''...
the guy sputters and says no,no,...
the Baptist dunks him again for a few seconds,lifts him out and says"have you seen the Lord"'...
the guy sputters again and says no,no...
the Baptist dunks him again for a few seconds,lifts him out and says"have you seen the Lord"
the guy says no,no,are you sure he went in here.....

 

[tiger_one]

I went to see an acupuncturist.
When I got home my voodoo doll was dead.

 

[happy_tiger]

Why are wedding cakes always unhappy

They always end in tiers

Drops Mic..leaves stage

 

[TrueTiger]

Why are wedding cakes always unhappy

They always end in tiers

Drops Mic.https://weststigersforum.com/topic/30452/dad-humour/418?page=28#.leaves stage

you will see yourself out....:eyes:

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[TheDaBoss]

Why are wedding cakes always unhappy

They always end in tiers

Drops Mic..leaves stage

Booooooo 🍅

 

[Cairnstigers]

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail

 

[Cairnstigers]

An old teacher asked her student, “If I say, ‘I am beautiful,’ which tense is that?” The student replied, “It is obviously past.”

 

[gallagher]

An old teacher asked her student, “If I say, ‘I am beautiful,’ which tense is that?” The student replied, “It is obviously past.”

Ha, that's great.

 

[Aesopian]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder.

The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.”

The pirate says, “Arrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”

 

[Elderslie_Tiger]

It's a little known fact that cow farts come from the dairy air.

 

[Elderslie_Tiger]

Whats the cheapest cut of meat ?
DEER BALLS
There under a buck

 

[tiger_one]

My wife gets annoyed whenever I sing Wonderwall by Oasis, so she finally asked me to stop.
I said maybeeeeee...

 

[Tiger_Steve]

My wife gets annoyed whenever I sing Wonderwall by Oasis, so she finally asked me to stop.
I said maybeeeeee...

That’s bad - even for a Dad joke!

 

[Elderslie_Tiger]

Don't cheat and open up a dictionary.
Did you know...

Nothing starts with the letter "N" and ends with the letter "G".