Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[hank37w]

What sound does a 747 make on a bouncy landing?
Boeing. Boeing. Boeing.

and if it's a plane full of Pommies you can still hear the whining after they turn off the engines.

 

[tiger_one]

Thank goodness, someone invented venetian blinds.
Otherwise it would have been curtains for us all.

 

[tiger_one]

Why aren't Koalas bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.

 

[Halbrowne61]

Why aren't Koalas bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.

TO - You are dead set unstoppable !
New handle should be
“The Joke Machine”….,,,👌

 

[Lauren]

 

[Demps]

 

[trentrunciman]

https://m.facebook.com/reel/481291550633125/

 

[tiger_one]

Three years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf.
I haven’t heard from him since.

 

[tiger_one]

Maybe thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn.
Remains to be seen.

 

[diedpretty]

I have finally seen the whole of the new lamb ad.

Happy Australia Day! 🇦🇺 I'll be celebrating with a bit of lamb. However you are celebrating, I hope it's a good one! 🍻 | By Senator Jacqui Lambie | Facebook

47K views, 1.5K likes, 218 loves, 259 comments, 358 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Senator Jacqui Lambie: Happy Australia Day! 🇦🇺 I'll be celebrating with a bit of lamb. However you are...

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[hank37w]

Young boy about 8 years old is playing outside with his mates.

He comes inside after a while and asks his mother, "What is it called when 2 people sleep in a bedroom, one on top of the other?

Mother is a little shocked at first but eventually tells him that is sexual intercourse and proceeds to go into some detail while the young boy listens to her detailed description in awe.

Eventually he goes back outside to play with his friends again only to return a short later.

The boy is angry and upset and tells his mother she is wrong and that it's not called sexual intercourse, it's called a bunk bed.

 

[tiger_one]

My dog accidentally swallowed a whole bag of scrabble tiles.
We took him to the vet to get him checked out.
No word yet.

 

[Cobarcats]

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That's soooo funny.

 

[tiger_one]

A little known fact:
Before the crowbar was invented, crows simply drank at home.

 

[tiger_one]

How do you get a country girl’s attention?
A tractor.

 

[Cobarcats]

We are what our thoughts have made us; so take care about what you think. Words are secondary. Thoughts live; they travel far.
Swami Vivekananda
Good night everyone 💤

 

[Demps]

 

[Lauren]

 

[tiger_one]

Tried to book tickets for an Elvis tribute night over the phone.
Had to press one for the money, two for the show…

 

[tiger_one]

Two cats are having a swimming race.
One is called “One two three”, the other “Un deux trois”.
Which cat won?
“One two three” because “Un deux trois cat sank”.