Things that make you laugh!! 😂
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Halbrowne61
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Her brother did ? And then Marc Antony !
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More about power over the lands than beauty.
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Does this sound familiar to anyone who's been in a relationship for a long time....
Wife... "Do I still look beautiful?"
Husband... " You look more beautiful everyday sweetee!"
Wife... "Are you saying I was ugly when we first met?"
Husband... " Can I still go to the pub for an hour?"
Wife... "NO"
Wife... "Do I still look beautiful?"
Husband... " You look more beautiful everyday sweetee!"
Wife... "Are you saying I was ugly when we first met?"
Husband... " Can I still go to the pub for an hour?"
Wife... "NO"
Halbrowne61
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Beauty comes in many forms CC !
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I've got a great friend mate and thank god she looks better than me 🤣
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You are an encyclopaedia of jokes brother 🙂
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I told my missus I loved her this morning, she said "your just saying that" 🤔 .....this is not a joke by the way, just a bit funny.
Anyway, an hour ago, she said in passing "I love you"
I said, "thanks sweetee"
She said, "you could have said you loved me too"
Sometimes it's better just to have a hug 🤭
Anyway, an hour ago, she said in passing "I love you"
I said, "thanks sweetee"
She said, "you could have said you loved me too"
Sometimes it's better just to have a hug 🤭
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Halbrowne61
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And the hits just keep rolling !
crazycat
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WAY too subtle. I had to use my full dad powers to laugh at that one.
happy_tiger
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Not so funny ..but the press annoy me
They are talking about TC Gabrielle and the Qld coast .....
Yet the BOM has it tracking as a Cat 3 almost directly at Norfolk Island ......still many miles to travel but why not get the message out asap to everyone
They are talking about TC Gabrielle and the Qld coast .....
Yet the BOM has it tracking as a Cat 3 almost directly at Norfolk Island ......still many miles to travel but why not get the message out asap to everyone
bathursttiger1
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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you..'
The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.'
The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you..'
The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.'
Tucker
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Don’t give them more ideas…
Tucker
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My wife demanded I get in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car and ignored her for the rest of the day.
