Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[tiger_one]

Not everyone thinks Cleopatra is beautiful.
But that's how Julius Caesar.

 

[Halbrowne61]

Not everyone thinks Cleopatra is beautiful.
But that's how Julius Caesar.

Her brother did ? And then Marc Antony !

 

[Cobarcats]

Her brother did ? And then Marc Antony !

More about power over the lands than beauty.

 

[Cobarcats]

Does this sound familiar to anyone who's been in a relationship for a long time....
Wife... "Do I still look beautiful?"
Husband... " You look more beautiful everyday sweetee!"
Wife... "Are you saying I was ugly when we first met?"
Husband... " Can I still go to the pub for an hour?"
Wife... "NO"

 

[Halbrowne61]

More about power over the lands than beauty.

Beauty comes in many forms CC !

 

[Cobarcats]

Beauty comes in many forms CC !

I've got a great friend mate and thank god she looks better than me 🤣

 

[tiger_one]

My wife said, “I don’t quite understand the science behind human cloning.”
Me: "That makes two of us…”

 

[Cobarcats]

My wife said, “I don’t quite understand the science behind human cloning.”
Me: "That makes two of us…”

You are an encyclopaedia of jokes brother 🙂

 

[Cobarcats]

I told my missus I loved her this morning, she said "your just saying that" 🤔 .....this is not a joke by the way, just a bit funny.
Anyway, an hour ago, she said in passing "I love you"
I said, "thanks sweetee"
She said, "you could have said you loved me too"
Sometimes it's better just to have a hug 🤭

 

[tiger_one]

I went to a psychic.
I knocked on her front door.
She yelled: "Who is it?"
So I left.

 

[Cobarcats]

 

[tiger_one]

I'm going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life.
l'll call it my oughtabiography.

 

[Halbrowne61]

I'm going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life.
l'll call it my oughtabiography.

And the hits just keep rolling !

 

[crazycat]

Not everyone thinks Cleopatra is beautiful.
But that's how Julius Caesar.

WAY too subtle. I had to use my full dad powers to laugh at that one.

 

[happy_tiger]

Not so funny ..but the press annoy me

They are talking about TC Gabrielle and the Qld coast .....

Yet the BOM has it tracking as a Cat 3 almost directly at Norfolk Island ......still many miles to travel but why not get the message out asap to everyone

 

[tiger_one]

America took down that Chinese air balloon.
Good to see Joe Biden fighting inflation.

 

[bathursttiger1]

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you..'
The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.'

 

[tiger_one]

I told my son that I now identify as invisible.
Although I was born visible, I am now trans-parent.
My pronouns are who/where.

 

[Tucker]

I told my son that I now identify as invisible.
Although I was born visible, I am now trans-parent.
My pronouns are who/where.

Don’t give them more ideas…

 

[Tucker]

My wife demanded I get in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car and ignored her for the rest of the day.