Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[tiger_one]

For everyone suffering from paranoia, remember you are not alone.

 

[TopTiger]

My girlfriend accused me of cheating on her, she is starting to sound just like my wife!

 

[tiger_one]

Shhh!
You can hear the blood in your veins if you listen varicosely.

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[tiger_one]

A boomerang walks into a bar.
The barman says" "Welcome back."

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[TopTiger]

Studies show that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men that mention it.

 

[Bula]

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[tiger_one]

William Shakespeare walks into a bar and ask for a whisky.
The barman says "I'm afraid I can't serve you, you're bard".

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[tiger_one]

My kids say they want a cat for Christmas.
I usually do a turkey but hey, if it'll make 'em happy........

 

[diedpretty]

I went bald about 10 years ago but I kept my favourite comb. I just can't part with it.