Things that make you laugh!! 😂

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I'm not saying your perfume is too strong.
I'm just saying the canary was alive before you got here.

 

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Spotted a chap playing tennis wearing a hat.
Think it was Roger Fedora.

 

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[tiger_one]

Wife: *trying to open a can of tuna* "Our can opener is broken."
Husband: "So it's a can't opener."

 

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[tiger_one]

Punctuation is everything.
Or sometimes maybe too much.
Like the time, back when Culture Club had a chart-topping single, and Boy George used 5 commas before the word Chameleon.

 

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360K views · 4.1K reactions | “The clip that got The Project cancelled…11 years later” | By Kitty Flanagan | Facebook

“The clip that got The Project cancelled…11 years later”

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You can never be too careful on the roads these days, take your time and keep your eyes wide open. 😉

 

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A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load.

Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed

 

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My horse will only come out of her stable after dark.
She's becoming a nightmare.