Things that make you laugh!! 😂

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Dear autocorrect,
I'm getting pretty tired of Your shirt.

 

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An ice-cream van has caught fire on the M4.
Firemen are putting out cones.

 

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Back in my school days more than 6 decades ago, there were teachers who thought the cane was the answer to everything.
I've never forgotten it, and I never respected it as that sort of behaviour was cruel then, and it's no less ugly in hindsight.

 

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I'm not going any further till I get a tickle on the tummy!!

 

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Martin Sheen - American
Barry Sheen - English
Mr Sheen - Polish

 

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I’ve finally cured my wife’s habit of biting her nails.
I’ve hidden her teeth.

 

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I asked my boss for a raise.
He said, "Because of the fluctuational predisposition of your position's productive capacity as juxtaposed to industry standards, it would be monetarily injudicious to advocate an increment."
I said, "I don't get it."
He said, "Exactly”