Things that make you laugh!! 😂

It was my birthday recently and when my wife came in to the bedroom early i knew it was time for my annual birthday present. Its the one time she really teases me. She came up close and said to me

"Take off my shoes" - so I took off her shoes

"Take off my blouse" - so i took off her blouse

" Take off my skirt" - so i took off her skirt

" Take off my bra " - so i took off her bra

" Take off my panties " - so i took off her panties

Then she looked me in the eye and said " Don't ever let me catch you wearing my things again"
 
I'm off to Queensland for an operation as I've been struggling lately with walking.
The surgeon there is going to swap my left hip with my right hip and the only hospital that can do this procedure is in Ipswich.
 
Two cats, one called one-two-three and the other un-deux-trois, went swimming.
One drowned but not the other.
One-two-three survived because un-deux-trois cat sank!
 

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