Things that make you laugh!! 😂

hank37w · 2026-01-26T16:03:19+1100

tiger_one said:
Celine Dion has come out in support of farmers by removing all the consonants from her name.

Reminds me of the earlier days of personalised number plates in NSW.

Apparently a fellow by the name of McDonald, had the number plate

E I E I O

tiger_one · 2026-01-26T17:13:36+1100

I saw a sign in a plumbing supply store that said CAST IRON SINKS.
Well...DUH!

tiger_one · 2026-01-26T17:27:16+1100

Eye doctor: "Your test results just dame back."
Me; "Great. Can I see them?"
Eye doctor: "Probably not."

TopTiger · 2026-01-26T17:32:04+1100

A farmer who owned 67 sheep asked me to round them up.

I said: “Sure. 70.”

TopTiger · 2026-01-26T17:32:40+1100

My wife told me to stop singing "I'm A Believer" or she'd kill me. I thought she was kidding.

But then I saw her face...