Things that make you laugh!! 😂

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[tiger_one]

To stop your car windscreen icing up, rub a half potato over it the night before, the starch will prevent ice.
Warning: Don't rub too hard as you may end up with a chip on the windscreen......

 

[tiger_one]

Magician: “I can make anything disappear”.
Tom: *holding cup* “Do it to my tea”.
Magician: *waves hand* “Done”.
om: *holding cup* “It didn't work “.

 

[tiger_one]

I fell asleep last night while reading old magazines.
I woke up this morning with back issues.

 

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[Bula]

WARNING. LANGUAGE ALERT.

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[tiger_one]

I ate some pie .....................

 

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[tiger_one]

I finally caught the person at work who has been stealing my beetroot.
Caught him red handed.

 

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[Dr_Ice]

I finally caught the person at work who has been stealing my beetroot.
Caught him red handed.

Are you sure you didn’t just see him at the Urinal?

 

[tiger_one]

Every letter "C" in Pacific Ocean is pronounced differently.
Just saying.

 

[tiger_one]

Glad the 4th is past.
If anyone asks me what I thought of the Star Wars puns, today I May plead the 5th.

 

[tiger_one]

BREAKING NEWS!...
They've found a 20 stone cream bun on Mars.
They think it’s an Extra Cholesterol!!