Things that make you laugh!! 😂

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[tiger_one]

I bought two goldfish.
I’ve called them one and two… so if one dies, I’ve still got two

 

[Tigerdazz2]

The Goodies rid Britain from a Rolf Harris "plague" dilemma.

Too bad that missed the one that counted eh?

 

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[tiger_one]

Just had an operation on my funny bone...
Doctor said I will be in stitches for two weeks.

 

[tiger_one]

It's been reported that some vandals made a hole in the fence surrounding the nudist colony.
Police are looking into it .

 

[tiger_one]

I saw Diana Ross earlier this evening trying to push in at the queue at Costco and I said to her:
“You can’t hurry, love, you just have to wait".

 

[tiger_one]

(to our Irish friends)

This fella asked me the quickest way to the pub.
"How are you traveling?" I asked.
"By car" he replied.
"That is the quickest way" I said.

 

[tiger_one]

While changing a flat tyre, my car fell off the jack and landed on my foot.
Now I’m gonna need a toe.

 

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