What's In The Media ~ Other Than Footy

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So how would he be able to get married at a church, you know to tie the knot?

Priest: Wilt thou love her Comfort her, honor and keep her, in sickness and in health, and forsaking all others keep thee only unto him as long as you both shall live?"

Kite: You can't ask me that, i'm a sovereign citizen.
 
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Brent Kite Stouch in Court

You have no authority over me’: NRL great’s bizarre court rant​

Clive Churchill Medal winner Brent Kite told a court it had “no authority” over him in a bizarre rant on Monday.

The former Dragons, Sea Eagles and Panthers star was facing a magistrate at Queanbeyan Local Court charged with refusing to show his licence to police, driving an unregistered Class A motor vehicle on the road, and using an uninsured vehicle on the road.

Police allege on February 9 officers from the Monaro Police District spotted Kite driving a vehicle with a cancelled NSW registration.
Officers then directed Kite to stop at a unit complex in Queanbeyan.

A statement from NSW Police alleges “officers told the driver why he had been pulled over and requested on multiple occasions to lower his window to provide his driver’s licence and for the purpose of a breath test.”

Police allege Kite refused to comply and officers proceeded to force themselves into the car through the drivers side window prior to the rugby great’s arrest.

Following his arrest he was taken to Queanbeyan Police Station where he returned a negative breath test.

The Canberra Star reported that Kite, who played for New South Wales and Australia, represented himself in court on Monday and pleaded not guilty to all charges.

“Before I was arrested, I was assaulted, (police) smashed my car,” he reportedly told the court.
Kite claimed he was exercising his “constitutional rights” when he refused to wind down his window.

“Have you joined the Sovereign Citizens?” Magistrate Rodger Clisdell asked.

Kite the denied he was a member of that political movement.
“You can’t tell me what I am and am not,” Kite replied.

The 40-year-old demanded he be tried in a court with a jury and two magistrates.

“I can cut myself in half if it helps,” Clisdell replied, describing the defendant’s demands as “nonsense”.
Kite reportedly then claimed the court had “no authority” over him.
Clisdell moved to set a hearing date for the matter and Kite interjected after the magistrate suggested a date that did not suit the prosecutors.

“You are going to need a lot more time to pin this on me,” Kite said.

The magistrate set June 21 as a date for a hearing and suggested the defendant seek legal advice.
“I don’t need a lawyer,” Kite said.

“I’m just me, I’m a man, you have no authority.”

As he left court Kite said “None of that bowing s**t from me.”

Clisdell said “one too many scrums” as the defendant left the courtroom
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Hilarious
 
batboy said:
Funny as it may seem...
It certainly suggests other "issues" at play!!

Driving un-regoed, un-insured carrying on like a prune in court isn't something
everyday folk do.
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I'll be honest, was somewhere between a guffaw and a chuckle until I read this. Good point.
 
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'I smell a rat'​

Stephanie Matto sold her jarred flatulence for $1,000 a piece and made over $200,000 in her two-month venture while subsisting on a diet of yogurt, eggs, and beans — and ended up in the hospital when she thought she was having a heart attack.​

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jadtiger said:
Google "Sovereign Citizens" it is just more delusional twaddle put out by the conspiracy nutjobs ,needless to say it started in the USA.
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"I don't need a driver's license because this is gods land and I answer to him so crime isn't actually real unless it's a crime against God which driving on the road isn't a crime against God therefore you can't arrest me."
 
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"I don't need a driver's license because this is gods land and I answer to him so crime isn't actually real unless it's a crime against God which driving on the road isn't a crime against God therefore you can't arrest me."
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God has 2 demerit points left on his license so he better get that cloud roadworthy
 
Demps said:
"I don't need a driver's license because this is gods land and I answer to him so crime isn't actually real unless it's a crime against God which driving on the road isn't a crime against God therefore you can't arrest me."
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Thanks mate makes sense
 
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