If we turn up and the Warriors play their usual Jungle ball - this is what will occur:
**Wests Tigers 54** (Richards 2, Tedesco 2, Nofoaluma 2, Simona, Woods, Seumanfangai Tries, Perfect Patty 9/9 goals)
**New Zealand Warriors 4** (Johnson 3 Field Goals, Tomkins 1 Field Goal)
FTS - Brooks puts up a bomb to Vatuveis Wing - Simona runs in hard, then STOPS and EYEBALLS VATUVEI…. who SPILLS IT! Simony onto it quickly, and dives over a Tomkins million dollar tackle to score!! Patty converts! 6-0 after 3 minutes!
LTS - Farah Dummy Half, to Anasta, feigns the inside outside play, to Brooks - is through no support! Approaches Tompkins - noo one there to help, wait SEUMANFANGAI is there he charges onto a Brooks offload! Into the clear! Can he make it! 30 out..... 20 out.... Here comes Hurrell with.. a lazy arm grab! NO! Fishiani tries.... BIG AVA carries them over under the sticks and its AWARDED!!
Patty Converts as the siren goes! 54-4!
MOM - a resurgent Anasta schools Johnson on the art of patience and selective play.
*****Bonus Underdog Drinking game*****
**Have a drink every time the following happens:**
* Vatuvei Drops a kick/bomb/grubber
* Conrad Hurrell looks threatening only for him to have no support
* When the Warriors have their captain called out, and they look confused as to who it is
* You hear Blatantly biased NZ commentary - bonus half a sip if it is specifically Darryl Halligan
**Have two drinks when:**
* When Shawn Johnson does something that makes you think "Benji's done that"
* Vatuvei starts beating himself up over dropped ball.
* When Hurrell gets hooked for arm grabs in defense.
* The Warriors are losing and if they score a try the commentators say the are BEEECK IN EEET
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**Finish your drink, and crack open another when (if):**
* Richards Misses a goal.
* Tomkins makes a trysaver, or does something generally good in defense as a fullback.
* Ivan Cleary's expression changes.
