Souths - Least amount of teeth per fan, worst supporter apparel and very few possessive of a three digit IQ. Impossible to wind up because they don't understand most banter. Will travel if a TAB & KFC are proximate to the ground
Saints - The word 'fairweather' was invented for Saints fans, as were the words 'fickle' and 'soft'. Will crawl out of the woodwork come the semis, but otherwise they're lazy travellers. Will leave early in their 1000's if the Dragons can't win. The BEST at the blame game, love scapegoats
Parra - Where do you start with these recalcitrants? There probably aren't enough words to describe them. I have a theory that their supporter base is in a fact a sociological experiment. I went to the Church St Mall once on game day. Now that's what I call a microcosm
Newcastle - These people dead set have single handedly revived the thermos flask, travel blanket and those silly fold up chairs without legs as essential accoutrements at the footy. It is massive fun to stand up in front of them. They would get up and have a crack at you, but diabetes seems to have claimed one or both limbs. Have lots of old ladies with blue rinse who knit things for the players and swear undying love for them. Little do they know. There are no attractive girls in the City itself, let alone at the Knights matches
Penriff - Hard to comment, since I have not been to 'Single Mother Stadium' in years. Seem OK from a safe distance
Canterbury - Where do we start maaaaaate? Silly haircuts, silly chants, silly tattoos, unnecessary jewellery. The male supporters buy Lynx in commercial quantities. Somewhat less threatening than a few years ago. If you go to ANZ NEVER park in a black BMW. OK brother?