Tigers Forum Moderator Brutally Assaulted By Online Trolls
Things have taken a turn for the worst for the Wests Tigers as star moderator Cobarcats has been forced to take a mental health sabbatical after being brutally insulted and trolled by a nameless keyboard warrior.
The keyboard warrior is said to have singled out the much beloved moderator in order to elevate his low self esteem and fill a chasm in his soul that ordinary people fill with things such as family, friends and great food.
The elderly moderator has asked for privacy at this time, but through a spokesperson had this to say.
"Charlie! Charlie everywhere! Take cover! Get down!"
Forum admin and website owner Kul was approached for comment but was too busy drinking cocktails in Mykonos to give a shit.
Former forum moderator Willow, who has logged into the website every day since his departure just to check whether anyone is still talking about him still, said he felt sorry for Cobarcats.
"Those forum trolls sure take it out of you, but I'm ready to enter the fray one more time. Send me in Kul."
More to come.