Signings, Suggestions & Rumours Discussion

Not being mean, though you lost me with the "Official" bit, and dashed the expectations you raised of his long time bashers, clinging to the hope that Brooks going actually existed.
Tom that was well executed. The way you built up expectations and then took it all away was cruel. 😂 Love your work. The next time we need assistance we know how to contact you.
 
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only real forum member here and everyone else is the manifestation of some ridiculously bored 14 year old imaginatively constructing a cacophony of tedious rumour mongering snarky voices whose obsession with Luke brooks and petty nonsensical desire for both praise and attention has meant they have invented a vast and intricate forum membership that endlessly cycles through the limits of their limited imaginative gaze. Rumour, outrage, further speculation, infighting, denial, outrage, nothing materialises, more outrage, infighting, rumour...

The only doubt I have is if in fact I'm one of their characters.
 
Tigers Forum Moderator Brutally Assaulted By Online Trolls

Things have taken a turn for the worst for the Wests Tigers as star moderator Cobarcats has been forced to take a mental health sabbatical after being brutally insulted and trolled by a nameless keyboard warrior.

The keyboard warrior is said to have singled out the much beloved moderator in order to elevate his low self esteem and fill a chasm in his soul that ordinary people fill with things such as family, friends and great food.

The elderly moderator has asked for privacy at this time, but through a spokesperson had this to say.

"Charlie! Charlie everywhere! Take cover! Get down!"

Forum admin and website owner Kul was approached for comment but was too busy drinking cocktails in Mykonos to give a shit.

Former forum moderator Willow, who has logged into the website every day since his departure just to check whether anyone is still talking about him still, said he felt sorry for Cobarcats.

"Those forum trolls sure take it out of you, but I'm ready to enter the fray one more time. Send me in Kul."

More to come.

The reports of me drinking cocktails have been greatly exaggerated *sips some Pinot*
 
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only real forum member here and everyone else is the manifestation of some ridiculously bored 14 year old imaginatively constructing a cacophony of tedious rumour mongering snarky voices whose obsession with Luke brooks and petty nonsensical desire for both praise and attention has meant they have invented a vast and intricate forum membership that endlessly cycles through the limits of their limited imaginative gaze. Rumour, outrage, further speculation, infighting, denial, outrage, nothing materialises, more outrage, infighting, rumour...

The only doubt I have is if in fact I'm one of their characters.
All I know is that Luke Brooks is our best player. The haters just don't know good rugby league. 👀
 
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only real forum member here and everyone else is the manifestation of some ridiculously bored 14 year old imaginatively constructing a cacophony of tedious rumour mongering snarky voices whose obsession with Luke brooks and petty nonsensical desire for both praise and attention has meant they have invented a vast and intricate forum membership that endlessly cycles through the limits of their limited imaginative gaze. Rumour, outrage, further speculation, infighting, denial, outrage, nothing materialises, more outrage, infighting, rumour...

The only doubt I have is if in fact I'm one of their characters.

*takes notes*
 
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only real forum member here and everyone else is the manifestation of some ridiculously bored 14 year old imaginatively constructing a cacophony of tedious rumour mongering snarky voices whose obsession with Luke brooks and petty nonsensical desire for both praise and attention has meant they have invented a vast and intricate forum membership that endlessly cycles through the limits of their limited imaginative gaze. Rumour, outrage, further speculation, infighting, denial, outrage, nothing materialises, more outrage, infighting, rumour...

The only doubt I have is if in fact I'm one of their characters.
Did you write the script for The Exorcist? Uncanny!
 
Why be so mean to me? Brooks and Klemmer are both staying put, like I said.I did not sign up to be bullied like this, I'm out of here. It's a dead set disgrace.
Bye Tom. Home you go to the knights forum. You don’t belong here mate, you and your false hopes. Good luck and don’t take it personal when we win the comp and you guys get the spoon next season. Catch ya champ
 
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