Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[tiger_one]

What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 metres long?
A πthon.

 

[Tigerwould]

Kerry O’Keefe dad joke insta

 

[tiger_one]

I met my wife on a dating site.
We just clicked.

 

[tiger_one]

I asked my dog what's two minus two.
He said nothing.

 

[Cobarcats]

Just press the any key homer.

 

[Cobarcats]

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Just press the any key homer.

Suzie how are you, post something funny before I go to 💤

 

[Suzie-Q]

I'm great! Good night 💤

 

[Merlot]

Old matey at the pub bragging how smart his dog was. For the final test Old matey tells his dog to run home ,get a brown colored egg from the chook pen ,be back in 5 minutes.Dog scrapped in by 10 seconds. Told my dog to get an egg,perfectly soft boiled and a spoon ,be back in 5,dog did as asked ,and did a hand stand in front of me.Old matey say;s there;s something wrong with your dog.No mate I explained were else can i place the egg?

 

[Buttface]

Old matey at the pub bragging how smart his dog was. For the final test Old matey tells his dog to run home ,get a brown colored egg from the chook pen ,be back in 5 minutes.Dog scrapped in by 10 seconds. Told my dog to get an egg,perfectly soft boiled and a spoon ,be back in 5,dog did as asked ,and did a hand stand in front of me.Old matey say;s there;s something wrong with your dog.No mate I explained were else can i place the egg?

I am going through some avatar changes for fun, let me know what you like the best. I will change every few days or so.
Nighty night.

 

[tiger_one]

My 4 year old son can't say "please" in Spanish.
That's poor for 4.

 

[Halbrowne61]

My 4 year old son can't say "please" in Spanish.
That's poor for 4.

He’s not alone coz I’m way older and can’t say please in Spanish either !
Maybe just teach him to say please. It’s worked for me.

 

[Merlot]

my brother learnt spanish in the big house-detener que duele

 

[Cobarcats]

my brother learnt spanish in the big house-detener que duele

Stuff spanish help me with engrish.
How are you Merkoot ol mate?

 

[Merlot]

Stuff spanish help me with engrish.
How are you Merkoot ol mate?

I can help you with that , sounds like your teeth need to be refitted . lol

 

[tiger_one]

A Roman walks into a bar.
He holds up two fingers and says: "Five beers, please."

 

[tiger_one]

How do you teach kids about taxes?
Eat 38% of their ice cream.

 

[Cobarcats]

A Roman walks into a bar.
He holds up two fingers and says: "Five beers, please."

🤞 I'll have ten beers thanks

 

[Cobarcats]

🖐️✌️make that seven 🤣

 

[Cobarcats]

Imaginative buttface

 

[upthetigers]

I'm taking care of my brother's dog at the moment. Whenever I sit down for dinner, especially when eating meat, she places her chin on my lap as if to say are you going to give me any. Haha.