Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[tiger_one]

Why should you never fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.

 

[tiger_one]

There's a big sale down at the Lego store.
People are lined up for blocks.

 

[hank37w]

How do sheep in Mexico greet each other at Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!

Touché, José.

 

[tiger_one]

I knew a woman who owned a taser.
Man, she was stunning!

 

[tiger_one]

Oxygen and Magnesium went on a date.
Everyone was like “OMg!”.

 

[trentrunciman]

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[tiger_one]

My maths teacher called me average.
How mean!

 

[hank37w]

It's just a sine of the times.

 

[tiger_one]

How many of you believe in telekinesis?
Raise MY hand!

 

[tiger_one]

A chap I know got sacked from his job as a set designer.
He left without making a scene.

 

[twentyforty]

I used to go to AA meetings but got bored, it was the same old, same old every week.
Now I’m going to plastic surgery anonymous and there’s always some new faces.

 

[tiger_one]

My wife is a magician.
She just told me she turned the car into a tree!

 

[tiger_one]

My teacher always said not to worry about proper spelling, because we have auto-correct.
And for this I am infernally grapefruit!

 

[tiger_one]

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off!

 

[Kaito]

 

[tiger_one]

Did you hear they arrested the devil?
They got him on possession.

 

[Cobarcats]

Did you hear they arrested the devil?
They got him on possession.

TO, do you read jokes mags before you sleep 🤣

 

[Cobarcats]

Did you hear they arrested the devil?
They got him on possession.

Did you hear that the devil lost his hairpiece?
If he doesn’t find it, there will be hell toupee!

 

[tiger_one]

The worst thing about someone hacking your password is having to rename your dog.

 

[hank37w]

Did you hear about the guy that wouldn't pay the Catholic Priest for performing an exorcism, the priest had him re-possessed.