Cricket Season Thread

[Tucker]

Yeah sure.
But you wanna play every game in WA?

and Queensland.

 

[Feline Carrier]

I’ve been to at least 10 games of cricket at the SCG, and this was my first abandoned day.
We lost time to whether in Melbourne too, that’s why they go for five days. I don’t know why it’s a drama. I’m not a fan of going off to bad light, the lights were on. Could have been another hours play before the drizzle set in.
You’re a Qlder though aren’t you? So you just having a dig at NSW again?

The rate things are going in Brisbane they'll be playing at the Gabba in gumboots.

 

[Buttface]

The rate things are going in Brisbane they'll be playing at the Gabba in gumboots.

Not if ask a QLDer. The WACA & Adalaide oval are just outside of Brissy so they count as Gabba games.

 

[Tucker]

Not if ask a QLDer. The WACA & Adalaide oval are just outside of Brissy so they count as Gabba games.

Yeah it’s just Sydney and Melbourne that are always soggy.
Might be because both cities are full of sooks always crying?

 

[Buttface]

Yeah it’s just Sydney and Melbourne that are always soggy.
Might be because both cities are full of sooks always crying?

There’s a flood of tears up your way every second week and a cyclone every other, but yeah perfect some days and life threatening the next.
You’re far nth too aren’t you? You can’t even go for a swim in the ocean without wearing full body condoms?

 

[Buttface]

Ye olde State rivalry banter, ya gotta luv it.

 

[Tucker]

There’s a flood of tears up your way every second week and a cyclone every other, but yeah perfect some days and life threatening the next.
You’re far nth too aren’t you? You can’t even go for a swim in the ocean without wearing full body condoms?

Pretty low class to have a crack about cyclones and flooding whilst people are currently suffering through them don’t you think?

 

[Buttface]

Pretty low class to have a crack about cyclones and flooding whilst people are currently suffering through them don’t you think?

No.

 

[Buttface]

The stoppages in cricket are starting to do my head in.

 

[Buttface]

I was gunna say the Pakis are in a good posi to win this and now Marnus is gone.
If we were in their position right now, then I’d say we gunna win this test. But we are from the landing Oz and we can beat anyone from anywhere. Go Oz!!! 💪
This pitch is getting interesting.

 

[Buttface]

What a ball, Starcy!!!
How do you play that?

 

[Buttface]

Hazoooooo!!!!

 

[innsaneink]

Wow wow indeed

 

[Tucker]

Awesome bowling from Australia.

 

[Buttface]

Wow wow indeed

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Your Mrs keeps your balls in a jar and paints em up hey?

 

[ConePuncher]

Pretty low class to have a crack about cyclones and flooding whilst people are currently suffering through them don’t you think?

Didnt you just say sydney and melbourne are full of sooks? Now you're sooking? 🤣

 

[Tucker]

Didnt you just say sydney and melbourne are full of sooks? Now you're sooking? 🤣

If you can’t see the difference, you are as stupid as I always thought you were.

 

[Tucker]

Your Mrs keeps your balls in a jar and paints em up hey?

 

[Buttface]

I’m loving this test pitch.
The Pakis have opened with a spinner, and he now has Uzzy. I’m not loving that so much but this test is on.

 

[jadtiger]

I’m loving this test pitch.
The Pakis have opened with a spinner, and he now has Uzzy. I’m not loving that so much but this test is on.

The target could prove challenging but hopefully out top 5 make a doddle out of it