Yep, little turd jumped my fence and took it.
Only the sandpaper? Do you know other instances where the germ cheated or something?
Never faced the music and stood behind his wife's skirt.....what a weak mongrel of a bloke IMO.
Cant understand the intensity of your hatred ?
Opening the bat in tests is one of the hardest positions and he averaged about 45 over a long career and averaged 50 in his last series .FYI the rest of the batting order vs Pakistan
Marsh 86 ,Labuschagne 41 ,Smith 39 ,Khawaja 37 ,Carey 32 and Head 16 .
In white ball cricket his stats are even better and played a major role in winning 3 World cups (2 ODI and 1 T20)
With regard to not facing the music ? He copped a 12 mth suspension and a lifetime captaincy ban .Smith copped a 12 month ban and Bancroft a 3 myth ban .
These sanctions were by far the heaviest ever handed down for ball tampering
There is a very long list of players from other countries getting sanctions ranging from warnings to 6 matches.
Oh and by the way he was probably enraged at Sth African team management openly mocking his wife in the days prior to the incident .Not an excuse but thought Australian heiracy could have complained about this .
When I was young I was reasonable at sports requiring good "hand -eye " ball coordination but even so admired those whos skills were way way ahead of mine .How were you ?
The reaction of the crowd and the opposition to his last day of Test cricket indicates that not many agree with you .Give it a rest !