Oct 25, 2025 #5,461 T tiger_one Well-known member The word "queue" is ironic. It's just a Q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.
Oct 26, 2025 #5,466 T tiger_one Well-known member Ate my last piece of cheese yesterday and today it's raining. Ain't no sunshine when cheese gone.
Oct 26, 2025 #5,468 T tiger_one Well-known member I recently bought one of those new fangled microwave beds. I got eight hours sleep in three minutes last night
I recently bought one of those new fangled microwave beds. I got eight hours sleep in three minutes last night
Oct 27, 2025 #5,471 Suzie-Q Moderator Staff member Forum Leader The inventors of the brochure have sadly passed away. RIP Pam Flett, and her husband, Lee.
Oct 27, 2025 #5,472 Suzie-Q Moderator Staff member Forum Leader Why was the washing machine so funny? Because it was taking the p*ss out of the undies ...
Oct 28, 2025 #5,475 T tiger_one Well-known member Light travels faster than sound, which is the reason that some people appear bright before you hear them speak.
Light travels faster than sound, which is the reason that some people appear bright before you hear them speak.
Oct 28, 2025 #5,476 T tiger_one Well-known member What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care.
Oct 29, 2025 #5,479 T tiger_one Well-known member A worker at the Nestle`s factory died today when a pallet of white chocolate fell on him. Every time his work colleagues heard him shouting: 'The Milky Bars are on me', they cheered.
A worker at the Nestle`s factory died today when a pallet of white chocolate fell on him. Every time his work colleagues heard him shouting: 'The Milky Bars are on me', they cheered.