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An English physician emigrated to America but couldn’t find a job at any hospital, so he decided to open his own little clinic. He put up a large sign on the lawn outside that read: “Any treatment - $20. If you’re not cured, get a $100 refund!” Later that day, a hotshot American lawyer...

In a small town just outside Houston, John was repairing his bathroom door and upon inspection realized it needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Patty to the small general store in town. While waiting for the manager, Tom, to finish serving another customer, Patty noticed a beautiful silver...

An Aussie truckie walks into this Pub with a full-grown emu behind him. The barmaid asks them for their orders. The truckie says, 'A hamburger, chips and a coke,' and turns to the emu, 'What's yours?' 'I'll have the same,' says the emu. A short time later the barmaid returns with the order...

A weary traveler pulls into a roadside truck-stop café for a late lunch. A tired-looking waitress shuffles over to his booth, her thumb stuck in her mouth like a teething toddler. “Mmmph… whaddaya want?” she mumbles around it. He shrugs and places his order: “Give me the soup of the day, the...

My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.