Things that make you laugh!! 😂

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Jim Jeffries at his best

 

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An English physician emigrated to America but couldn’t find a job at any hospital, so he decided to open his own little clinic.

He put up a large sign on the lawn outside that read:

“Any treatment - $20.
If you’re not cured, get a $100 refund!”

Later that day, a hotshot American lawyer walked by, read the sign, and thought, “Now that’s what I call easy money!”

So he went right in.

Lawyer: “Hey, Doc, I’ve completely lost my sense of taste.”

Doctor: “Nurse, bring me the medicine from box No. 18.”

She did, and the doctor put three drops on the lawyer’s tongue.

Lawyer: “Yuck! That’s kerosene!”

Doctor: “Congratulations! Your taste is back. That’ll be $20.”

Annoyed but not giving up, the lawyer returned a few days later.

Lawyer: “Doc, I’ve lost my memory. I can’t remember a thing.”

Doctor: “Nurse, bring the medicine from box No. 18.”

Lawyer: “Oh no you won’t! That’s kerosene! You did that last time!”

Doctor: “Presto! Your memory has returned. That’ll be $20.”

Now boiling with anger, the lawyer storms back one last time, determined to win the $100.

Lawyer: “Doc, my eyesight is terrible. I can’t see anything!”

Doctor: “Oh dear, you’ve got me there. I don’t have any treatment for that.”

He hands the lawyer a $20 bill.

Lawyer: “Hey! This is only $20, not $100!”

Doctor: “Congratulations! Your eyesight has been restored. That’ll be $20.”

 

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[Odessa]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2017741347642368011

Life 🤣 hilarious

 

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[tiger_one]

Most nuts cannot be flushed down a toilet.
Just Pecan.

 

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Two psychics bump into each other walking down the street.
One says to the other “You’re doing alright, how am I?”

 

[tiger_one]

I called in sick to my job at the pogo stick factory this morning.
Hopefully I’ll bounce back by tomorrow.

 

[tiger_one]

I just ran a marathon in Sweden.
I knew I was lost when I crossed the Finnish line.

 

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[tiger_one]

At first notice, the word 'Diputseromneve' looks quite ridiculous.
However, if you read it backwards it’s even more stupid.

 

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