Well that certainly didn’t go like I was expecting!
Cricket Season Thread
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Tiger_Steve
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@happy_tiger said in [Cricket Season Thread](/post/1052116) said:
Nah - just bowl the Rastafarian reject first ball!!
@happy_tiger said in [Cricket Season Thread](/post/1052116) said:
Pattinson and Cummins look like they’re clocking similar speeds to Mr Barbados...
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@Tiger_Steve said in [Cricket Season Thread](/post/1052119) said:
100% agree ....knock him over with the 1st ball they pitch up , the 14 before should mess with his thought process /memory
Just remind him that poo does occasionally flow up hill
Not sure how to bowl to Jofra ?
I'd like to see the Australians do the same short balls to Jof as he was bowling. However, I think they'll resist the temptation .that would be the sensible thing.
P.s. If I. Were captain I'd happily lose the test if I could get a bowler to get him in the nuts a couple of times ..then the bonce
I'd like to see the Australians do the same short balls to Jof as he was bowling. However, I think they'll resist the temptation .that would be the sensible thing.
P.s. If I. Were captain I'd happily lose the test if I could get a bowler to get him in the nuts a couple of times ..then the bonce
Good start after lunch.
1st ball after lunch. Off you go woakes 👋
Archer jags bat to ball after three rib ticklers and the crowd bats themselves off to it.
Hazelwood has been the pick
Have England avoided the follow on..
Have England avoided the follow on..
Tiger_Steve
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And another one!
And another one. Jog on Archer.
On ya bike Archer 👋
Scenes! Incredible stuff.
Poms are awfully cheerful at 9 for bugger all.
@Cultured_Bogan said in [Cricket Season Thread](/post/1052165) said:
Probably 15 pints in at this stage of the day
I thought we were embarrassing. Christ that was abhorrent.
@Cultured_Bogan said in [Cricket Season Thread](/post/1052165) said:
Edward is as good at short man as he is as a keeper..
but..Doesn't matter..onya Josh
One decent batting performance from retaining the Ashes.
@Geo said in [Cricket Season Thread](/post/1052168) said:
I was going to mention that he got wrong footed awfully easily for a bloke who.cut his teeth as a keeper but didn't want to be a Debbie Downer.
Tiger_Steve
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@Yossarian said in [Cricket Season Thread](/post/1052169) said:
Very true. 200 and the Ashes are ours - again
