Cricket Season Thread

[Buttface]

What's wrong with AB? He sounds like he's had a stroke. I know he's got Parkinson's but he sounds like he's on valium forte.

He’s probably on Oxy’s. Don’t knock it till you have to live on em. 😎

Travis Head is doing his best retro AB impression out of respect. ✊

 

[Buttface]

Hazo!!!
Says no tea for you!

 

[Buttface]

Uzy?
Open ya mouth son.

 

[Buttface]

Go McBudha!!!

 

[Buttface]

What a dominant bowling performance over their top order. Wow. Great first half a day with 19.5 more to go. I’ll be live at least one of those days.

 

[jadtiger]

If you had said we would get them out for 150 after losing the toss i would not have believed it but India were very timid batting most of the time and only looked good when they attacked our bowling.2 good sessions for us

 

[Stevec]

Starc and Hazelwood both outstanding one got 4 wickets and the other should have got 4 .
The Big Bison gets 2 a real bonus
India 150 but not cheering till we show we can bat better !!

 

[Buttface]

Well, I’m cooking chicken pot pie at the moment and didn’t see every delivery but McS didn’t look all that great to me. I was just waiting for the one that comes in and sure enough he’s gone.
Another drop!!!

 

[Buttface]

Virat Kholi he is dusted. They should drop him asap I was cheering when they named him, he's hanging on to long.

 

[Stevec]

Our batsmen look like they could get out every ball

 

[Buttface]

Our batsmen look like they could get out every ball

don’t jinx us

 

[happy_tiger]

I know many might think this is UnAustralian but Bumrah is the best quickie in the world

 

[jadtiger]

Our batsmen are looking every bit as bad as India's.

 

[swag_tiger]

Steven Smith out for a golden duck. Oh my

 

[supercoach]

As I have said many times our batting is as unreliable as all the other sides . We normally get bailed out by a lucky partnership. The days of a hard head who can grind down the new ball is gone

 

[Tucker]

This is dogshit cricket.
Its a 5 dayer ya bunch of useless wankers!

 

[Buttface]

the Indian commentator on Kayo said Marnus should buy a lottery ticket if he scores 50. And asks do they still have those? How bloody rich does a bloke have to be before he doesn’t know if a lottery ticket still exists?

 

[Betterdays22]

Good to see Aus pitches with a bit of life about them the last few summers. Reckon this might get a bit easier over the next couple of days

 

[happy_tiger]

Good to see Aus pitches with a bit of life about them the last few summers. Reckon this might get a bit easier over the next couple of days

Yeah agree but if Shield cricket isn't played at these grounds we lose the advantage .....all the Shield games in WA have been played at the WACA ....it is stupidity

 

[supercoach]

the Indian commentator on Kayo said Marnus should buy a lottery ticket if he scores 50. And asks do they still have those? How bloody rich does a bloke have to be before he doesn’t know if a lottery ticket still exists?

Lube change is the luckiest bat in test cricket, usually gets at least three life’s. In saying that he at least values his wicket and tries to grind it out when the going gets tuff. He is mentally tougher than most of the Aussie bats, but gee he gets some luck