Cricket Season Thread

[Buttface]

They’re going on about Sam running out to the pitch. I’ve seen him do it before and apparently that’s his thing to run out to the pitch and likes to face up.

 

[Buttface]

The Shelia commentator just said she’s never seen someone run out to the pitch before. Didn’t Dave Warner do it?

 

[Stevec]

Marnus is so painful
To be in test side you should be in best 7 batsmen in the country
Marnus doesn't come close
WE MUST WIN THIS TEST DONT LEAVE IT TILL SYDNEY

 

[Stevec]

Selectors made mistake before this test
They only dropped one ,should have been 2 or 3

 

[Buttface]

Selectors made mistake before this test
They only dropped one ,should have been 2 or 3

I think it should read like this -
Selectors made a mistake before this test “series”
They didnt drop anyone and picked the wrong opener.
Selectors need to be dropped.

 

[Stevec]

Marnus going to tea bet he says " they are bowling hand grenades there"
Ball 53 overs old and bowlers getting tired on a hot day

 

[Betterdays22]

Hard to please you blokes. 2-180 and 2-1 up in the series. Good tough test cricket in the heat

 

[Tigerwould]

Hard to please you blokes. 2-180 and 2-1 up in the series. Good tough test cricket in the heat

Fantastic boxing day

 

[GNR4LIFE]

Hard to please you blokes. 2-180 and 2-1 up in the series. Good tough test cricket in the heat

2-1 up?

 

[Betterdays22]

2-1 up?

Oops 1-1 getting ahead of myself

 

[Tigerwould]

2-1 up?

England would claim it (morally).

 

[Stevec]

Post tea 21 runs in 3 overs
Maybe realising its an old ball
Smith still squaring up both pads in front of stumps

 

[Tigerwould]

Hot in Melbourne (38) good day to be batting.
Cracking day in Sydney. Went for a surf this morning, water is warm and crystal clear. Got back in time to see Sam Konstas innings very entertaining. Not what I was expecting.
Kegged 20litres of beer + 5L of bubbles spritzed wine + 5L lemon sour . Eating leftovers -Turkey and Ham. Life’s good.
Now if Steve Smith and Lasagna put on a 100 for the session it will be the perfect day.

 

[Tigerwould]

Sam Konstas made Bumrah use a lot of energy early on. Bumrah’s misfield looked like a tied bowler. Having the openers make runs and get through the first session makes it so much easier for the middle order.

 

[Buttface]

Hot in Melbourne (38) good day to be batting.
Cracking day in Sydney. Went for a surf this morning, water is warm and crystal clear. Got back in time to see Sam Konstas innings very entertaining. Not what I was expecting.
Kegged 20litres of beer + 5L of bubbles spritzed wine + 5L lemon sour . Eating leftovers -Turkey and Ham. Life’s good.
Now if Steve Smith and Lasagna put on a 100 for the session it will be the perfect day.

Yeah, I’m on a pool to lounge rotation system.
Two/twotwotwo.

 

[69-05-41]

Does anyone give the Marshtard any chance of making double-figures?

 

[Stevec]

Marnus his hits a lofted shot to mid off
Siraj mis fields so Head on strike to Bumrah and leaves ball outside off which cuts back and hits top of off
Bet Head doesn't leave one again 4-241 India fighting back

 

[happy_tiger]

This is a scary stat .What do we do if Travis has a rare failure ?

We are about to find out

I thought I was the only Kiss of Death on the Forum lol

 

[diedpretty]

Surely that is the end of Marsh - the guy is pathetic

 

[69-05-41]

Does anyone give the Marshtard any chance of making double-figures?

That didn't last long, as usual, but the Marshmallow will keep getting selected for being a top bloke in the dressing room