Cricket Season Thread

[Tucker]

It will take an outrageous collapse for Australia to win this.
These blokes can chase down 350 fairly comfortably. 251 is a doodle really.

 

[bathursttiger1]

It will take an outrageous collapse for Australia to win this.
These blokes can chase down 350 fairly comfortably. 251 is a doodle really.

Stokes out caught down leg side

 

[Buttface]

Great delivery from Starcy

 

[bathursttiger1]

Great delivery from Starcy

Lucky

 

[Buttface]

Go Stacy!!!

 

[Buttface]

Lucky

Dumb luck I’d call it, but hey they all count.

 

[bathursttiger1]

1 more down

 

[supercoach]

Get Woakes early and this becomes very interesting

 

[Buttface]

I’d give Marsh another go, he was getting some awkward bounce early on.

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

I’d give Marsh another go, he was getting some awkward bounce early on.

Can he pass a ball. Can he tackle?

 

[Buttface]

Can he pass a ball. Can he tackle?

He’s too big to play half

 

[Tucker]

Stokes out caught down leg side

Yep, the bowlers are doing their job…as per usual.
The batsmen of the top order lost this game.
Still 50 to go but the way these sloggers swing at everything, you wouldn’t bet against them.

 

[Buttface]

We need a wicket

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

Not me. Im okay. No disrespect.

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

Im not getting paid for them

 

[Tucker]

Damn this was closer than I thought it would be.
It makes me even crankier at the top order.
Warner - 4 & 1
Labuschagne - 21 & 33
Smith - 22 & 2
If even one of these blokes did their job in this Test, we likely win.
Big shout out to our bowlers. They tried their guts out.
That’s one that we let slip away….

 

[Buttface]

Warner must be replaced, If he score’s even just 30 or so runs it takes the pressure off Marnus. As it is Marnis might as well open he sees so much of the new ball.
The selectors need to have some nuts, maybe Patty’s first big tap on the shoulder.

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

Big shout out to them. Big shout out to the battlers also. They try their guts out as well. After the sports segment - you will see them on a current affair. They do their job. They still lose. They dont wear baggy whites. Fluorescent green. Take your rubbish away whilst you sleep. I dont know their names. Apologies. They are pretty good. Closer than I thought. Never scratched my car yet

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

Hard to replace. Warn ya right now.

 

[Tucker]

Big shout out to them. Big shout out to the battlers also. They try their guts out as well. After the sports segment - you will see them on a current affair. They do their job. They still lose. They dont wear baggy whites. Fluorescent green. Take your rubbish away whilst you sleep. I dont know their names. Apologies. They are pretty good. Closer than I thought. Never scratched my car yet

Careful taking drugs over there man…death penalty.