Favourite Movie lines

[Yossarian]

"Woah! Did somebody step on a duck?!"

Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

 

[Cultured_Bogan]

Foster: Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumping around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? Do you see me eating mice?! Stop laughing now! Now I'm gonna have to give you a ticket, no buts meow, that's the law… Not so funny meow, is it?

O'Hagan: I'll believe you when me s*** turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet!

Kid at Burger Shop: Litre-a-cola? Do we sell litre-a-cola?
Ramathorne: Won't you just order a large, Farva?
Farva: I don't want a "large Farva." I want a goddamn litre-a-cola!
Kid at Burger Shop: I don't know what that is!
Farva: Litre is French for "give me my f****** cola before I break vous f****** lips!"

Ramathorne: Littering anda... littering anda... littering and smoking the reefer!

Ramathorne: It stinks like sex in here.

Ramathorne: Alright, who wants a moustache ride?!

 

[GNR4LIFE]

pretty much every line from Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction

 

[Fraze23]

We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life

 

[Tiger_Watto]

We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life

I love this one when the kid comes over to take out Marcus's daughter:

Marcus: You a virgin?
Reggie: Yes, sir.
Marcus: Good. Keep it that way. Ain't gonna be no f***** tonight.
Mike: You ever made love to a man?
Reggie: No.
Mike: You want to?

 

[happy_tiger]

Almost any line from Monty Python "Life of Brian " or "The Holy Grail"

 

[Marshall_magic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4q590ecFPc&feature=related

Anything from there, it's all gold.

 

[westTAHger]

Jack Nicholson from the bucket list:
"never trust a fart, and don't waste a hard on"