Favourite Movie lines

People say that it can't work, black and white. Here, we make it work every day. We still have our disagreements, of course, but before we reach for hate, always, always, we remember the Titans.

Ladies and gentleman! I've got an announcement to make. We got Jerry Lewis, and Dean Martin going to camp with us this year. Jerry tells the jokes, Dean sings the songs and gets the girl. Let's give em a round of applause.
 
"Wow! You really have beautiful ears!" - A crazed Dolph Lundgren to Jean Claude Van Damme towards the end of Universal Soldier as the two line each other up for a kick fest.

"Cops have got better things to do than get killed" - Kurt Russell to Margot in Big Trouble in Little China

"Take off your tie please" - Asian harlot to Kurt Russell in Big Trouble in Little China
"Oh yeah, I know what you mean, my wife bought it for me" - Russell's response…

"Alright folks, you keep the front doors locked and the home fires burning, if we're not back by dawn, call the President" - Kurt Russell to anyone who will listen in Big Trouble in Little China.

"Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
"No, have you?" - Bill Paxton hamming it up to Jeneatte Goldstein in Aliens as she's doing chin ups and copping it back from her.

"Here, eat this!" Michael Biehn in Aliens as he sticks a 12 gauge shot gun in an alien mouth and pulls the trigger.

"Do you know who you are?"
"I'm the dude that's playing the dude that's supposed to be another dude!" Rob Downey Jnr to Ben Stiller in Tropic Thunder"

"I'm a lead farmer motherf#$%^&r" - Downy Jnr pulling out 2 M16's in Tropic Thunder and going berserk.

"And you, you're too stupid to realise that to make anything of yourself with all that fancy kicking is on to be on Broadway"
"Thanks for clearing that up" - Ron Silva to Jean Claude Van Damme towards the end of Timecop.

I could go on and on...
 
@willow said:
"Wow! You really have beautiful ears!" - A crazed Dolph Lundgren to Jean Claude Van Damme towards the end of Universal Soldier as the two line each other up for a kick fest.

"Cops have got better things to do than get killed" - Kurt Russell to Margot in Big Trouble in Little China

"Take off your tie please" - Asian harlot to Kurt Russell in Big Trouble in Little China
"Oh yeah, I know what you mean, my wife bought it for me" - Russell's response…

"Alright folks, you keep the front doors locked and the home fires burning, if we're not back by dawn, call the President" - Kurt Russell to anyone who will listen in Big Trouble in Little China.

"Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
"No, have you?" - Bill Paxton hamming it up to Jeneatte Goldstein in Aliens as she's doing chin ups and copping it back from her.

"Here, eat this!" Michael Biehn in Aliens as he sticks a 12 gauge shot gun in an alien mouth and pulls the trigger.

"Do you know who you are?"
"I'm the dude that's playing the dude that's supposed to be another dude!" Rob Downey Jnr to Ben Stiller in Tropic Thunder"

"I'm a lead farmer motherf#$%^&r" - Downy Jnr pulling out 2 M16's in Tropic Thunder and going berserk.

"And you, you're too stupid to realise that to make anything of yourself with all that fancy kicking is on to be on Broadway"
"Thanks for clearing that up" - Ron Silva to Jean Claude Van Damme towards the end of Timecop.

I could go on and on...
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Thumbs up for the Big Trouble In Little China ones. Love that movie and Kurt Russell plays a great and funny role
 
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yes sir, the check is in the mail."
 
"In this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig." - The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
 
…"the dude abides"
..."shut the f##k up Donny"
..."careful man there's beverages present"
..."your being very undude, dude"
..."I don't f###king roll on shabbos"
..."am I wrong? nah man your not wrong...your just an asshole"
..."Smokey this is not 'nam this is bowling, there are rules"

and my favourite

Walter: "In Vietnam, we were eyeball to eyeball. That's f###ing combat. Where as what we have here? Bunch of fig eaters wearing towels on their head trying to pull a reverse on a soviet tank. That's not a worthy adversary. The men in the black pajama's Dude. Worthy f###in' adversary..."
Donny: "They wear pajamas Walter?"
Walter: "Shut the f##k up Donny..." hahahahaha

THE BIG LEBOWSKI.
 
They're not that different from you, are they? Same haircuts. Full of hormones, just like you. Invincible, just like you feel. The world is their oyster. They believe they're destined for great things, just like many of you, their eyes are full of hope, just like you. Did they wait until it was too late to make from their lives even one iota of what they were capable? Because, you see gentlemen, these boys are now fertilizing daffodils. But if you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? - - Carpe - - hear it? - - Carpe, carpe diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary.

John Keating, Dead Poets Society
 
@Fraze23 said:
They're not that different from you, are they? Same haircuts. Full of hormones, just like you. Invincible, just like you feel. The world is their oyster. They believe they're destined for great things, just like many of you, their eyes are full of hope, just like you. Did they wait until it was too late to make from their lives even one iota of what they were capable? Because, you see gentlemen, these boys are now fertilizing daffodils. But if you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? - - Carpe - - hear it? - - Carpe, carpe diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary.

John Keating, Dead Poets Society
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Captain my Captain The scene when he is leaving the classroom for the last time ….. almost brings tear to Happy eyes every time i watch it

And tears of laughter award goes to every line from Carl the Greenskeeper in CaddyShack played by Bill Murray " Excuse me if I'm wrong Scotty ,but if i kill all the golfers they will lock me up and throw away the key"
 
@stryker said:
…"the dude abides"
..."shut the f##k up Donny"
..."careful man there's beverages present"
..."your being very undude, dude"
..."I don't f###king roll on shabbos"
..."am I wrong? nah man your not wrong...your just an asshole"
..."Smokey this is not 'nam this is bowling, there are rules"

and my favourite

Walter: "In Vietnam, we were eyeball to eyeball. That's f###ing combat. Where as what we have here? Bunch of fig eaters wearing towels on their head trying to pull a reverse on a soviet tank. That's not a worthy adversary. The men in the black pajama's Dude. Worthy f###in' adversary..."
Donny: "They wear pajamas Walter?"
Walter: "Shut the f##k up Donny..." hahahahaha

THE BIG LEBOWSKI.
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:righton: :master:
 
"Sonny, you remember when I said I'd kill you last?"
"That's right Matrix, you did!"
"I lied."
"What did you do to Sonny?"
"I let him go"

Arnold Schwarzenegger to some little pip squeak in Commando as he's holding him upside down with one arm over a cliff and then proceeds to let him go and is then asked by Rae Dawn Chong what he did with him.
 
@willow said:
"Sonny, you remember when I said I'd kill you last?"
"That's right Matrix, you did!"
"I lied."
"What did you do to Sonny?"
"I let him go"

Arnold Schwarzenegger to some little pip squeak in Commando as he's holding him upside down with one arm over a cliff and then proceeds to let him go and is then asked by Rae Dawn Chong what he did with him.
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Willow I love this line but are you sure the guys name is Sonny .I thought it was Sully ??
 
Tony: Me, I know whats coming to me…
Manny: Whats that?
Tony: The world chico & everything in it.
 
@happy tiger said:
@willow said:
"Sonny, you remember when I said I'd kill you last?"
"That's right Matrix, you did!"
"I lied."
"What did you do to Sonny?"
"I let him go"

Arnold Schwarzenegger to some little pip squeak in Commando as he's holding him upside down with one arm over a cliff and then proceeds to let him go and is then asked by Rae Dawn Chong what he did with him.

Willow I love this line but are you sure the guys name is Sonny .I thought it was Sully ??
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You're right Happy, it is Sully.

From another of my favourite movies Independence Day …..

President Thomas Whitmore: Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!

Albert Nimzicki: I'm not Jewish.
Julius Levinson: Well, nobody's perfect.
 
"The guy's a goddamn used car salesman! This just keeps getting better and better…Oh we still gotta kill him though!" Tom Arnold taking great delight at Schwarzenegger's expense in True lies when they discover a possible secret agent (Bill Paxton) is nothing but a fraud, using it as a way to sleep with unsuspecting married women.

"I got a little dick, it's pathetic." - Bill Paxton Schwarzenegger in True Lies.
 
@Geo. said:
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yes sir, the check is in the mail."
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Beat me to it, love Big Trouble

"You just listen to the ol’ Pork Chop Express here and take his advice on a dark and stormy night when the lightnin’ crashin’ and the thunders rollin’ and the rains coming down in sheets thick as lead. Just remember what ol’ Jack Burton does when the poison arrows fall from the sky and the pillars of heaven shake…. yeah ol’ Jack Burton just looks that big ol’ storm square in the eye and says gimme your best shot pal, I can take it!"

"like I told my last wife… I said Honey I never drive faster than I can see and besides that it’s all in the reflexes"
 
"I ain't got time to bleed. "
"There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man. We're all gonna die. "
"This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me. "

"You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake."
"Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? "
"I am Jack's colon." "I get cancer, I kill Jack. "

"All right, sweethearts, you're a team and there's nothin' to worry about. We come here, and we gonna conquer, and we gonna kick some, is that understood? That's what we gonna do, sweethearts, we are going to go and get some."
"Allright, sweethearts, you heard the man and you know the drill! Assholes and elbows! "

"Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast."
"What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' n******, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass. "

"Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it."
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I could stay on this for days
 
"You have the right to remain silent. So shut the f*** up. You have the right to an attorney. If you can't afford an attorney, we will provide you with the dumbest f*** lawyer on Earth. If you hire Johnny Cochrane, I'll kill you!" - Chris Rock Lethal Weapon 4
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"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." - Russell Crowe Gladiator
 
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