Favourite Sayings

[one-eyed-tiger]

It's not rocket surgery
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[Yossarian]

Flat out like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition

 

[Cultured_Bogan]

Dirtier than a Bangkok brothel.

 

[westTAHger]

big man, big di.k
small man, all di.k

 

[cunno]

s-hit a brick!

 

[The_Shiraz_Tiger]

As my old gran dad used to say "You've got more front than Grace Bothers"
and when he would play a practicle joke on me he'd say, "You're about as hard to get as a salad sandwhich".
I still use them today.

 

[westTAHger]

you don't have to have a long neck to be a goose.

 

[Properossi]

"Does a wild bear sh#t in the forest"

"Does a dead dog fart"

Does a one legged duck swim in circles?

 

[Cultured_Bogan]

**"Does a wild bear sh#t in the forest"**

"Does a dead dog fart"

There's an old bloke at our cricket club who has a variation of that, coupled with the expression and deadpan delivery he makes when he says it: "do bears take long strolls through the woods?"

 

[Fraze23]

Worrying is like sitting in a rocking chair. Its something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere.

Whats right is whats left if you do everything else wrong.