HBG board meeting:
“Ok guys so onto our beloved WESTS [Tigers] NRL team. So that new CEO dude has managed to get that to return a profit for the first time in over a decade, he’s also managed to get the government to provide funding for 2 of the home grounds. He’s also got one of our most talented rosters we’ve had in forever and everything seems to be moving in the right direction with a good chance of finals footy”
“Objection, what’s this “finals footy” you speak of”
“Not too sure but I think it’s what all the good teams do after Round 27. Anyway all seems to be looking quite good there, memberships way up etc. so guess there isn’t really much more to say”
“Hey I heard they just released new jerseys, what do they look like?”
“Oh yeah let me just get them up… give me a sec, ah wallah”.
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Dennis Burgess -
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“That looks too much like that other club we merged with, SACK ALL THE INDEPENDENT DIRECTORS”
[PS this is satirical].