Jokes,Jokes & More Jokes
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Aladinsane
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A surgeon went to check on his patient after an operation.
She was awake, so he examined her.
"You'll be fine," he said.
She asked,
"How long will it be before I am able to have
A normal sex life again doctor?"
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The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl…..
"What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"
He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine.
It's just that no one has ever asked me that
after having their tonsils out."
She was awake, so he examined her.
"You'll be fine," he said.
She asked,
"How long will it be before I am able to have
A normal sex life again doctor?"
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The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl…..
"What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"
He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine.
It's just that no one has ever asked me that
after having their tonsils out."
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WHY DO WOMEN HAVE SMALL FEET.
SO THEY STAND CLOSER TO THE SINK.
SO THEY STAND CLOSER TO THE SINK.
innsaneink
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Aladinsane
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A young Fremantle woman was so depressed (after the football season) that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean, but just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her.
"You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we are off to Italy tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."
With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Italy, the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small but comfortable compartment in the hold. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches, a bottle of red wine, and make love to her until dawn.
Two weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.
"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings me food and I get a free trip to Italy."
"I see," the captain says.
Her conscience got the best of her and she added, "Plus, he's screwing me."
"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Rottnest Island Ferry."
"You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we are off to Italy tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."
With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Italy, the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small but comfortable compartment in the hold. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches, a bottle of red wine, and make love to her until dawn.
Two weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.
"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings me food and I get a free trip to Italy."
"I see," the captain says.
Her conscience got the best of her and she added, "Plus, he's screwing me."
"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Rottnest Island Ferry."
Aladinsane
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**The Lone Ranger's Last Request**
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The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party.
The Indian Chief proclaims,
"So, YOU’RE the great Lone Ranger" ….
"In honour of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in three days."
Before I kill you, I grant you three requests"
"What is your FIRST request ???'
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."
The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger who whispers in Silver's
ear, and the horse gallops away.
Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.
As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed.
"You have a very fine and loyal horse",
"But I will still kill you in two days."
"What is your SECOND request???"
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.
Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear.
As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon.
Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns,
this time with a voluptuous brunette, more attractive than the blonde.
She enters the Lone Rangers tent and spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed.
"You are indeed a man of many talents,"
"But I will still kill you tomorrow."
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"What is your LAST request ???"
The Lone Ranger responds,
"I'd like to speak to my horse ..... alone."
The Chief is curious, but he agrees,
and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.
Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears,
Looks him square in the eye and says,
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Listen V e r y C a r e f u l l y !!!!
FOR...
THE... LAST... TIME... I SAID ....
'BRING POSSE not PUSSY'
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The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party.
The Indian Chief proclaims,
"So, YOU’RE the great Lone Ranger" ….
"In honour of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in three days."
Before I kill you, I grant you three requests"
"What is your FIRST request ???'
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."
The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger who whispers in Silver's
ear, and the horse gallops away.
Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.
As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed.
"You have a very fine and loyal horse",
"But I will still kill you in two days."
"What is your SECOND request???"
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.
Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear.
As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon.
Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns,
this time with a voluptuous brunette, more attractive than the blonde.
She enters the Lone Rangers tent and spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed.
"You are indeed a man of many talents,"
"But I will still kill you tomorrow."
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"What is your LAST request ???"
The Lone Ranger responds,
"I'd like to speak to my horse ..... alone."
The Chief is curious, but he agrees,
and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.
Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears,
Looks him square in the eye and says,
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Listen V e r y C a r e f u l l y !!!!
FOR...
THE... LAST... TIME... I SAID ....
'BRING POSSE not PUSSY'
Aladinsane
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After that Great Wests Tigers Win at Campbelltown , I thought we should keep the happy mood pumping along
After a relaxing bath, Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself naked in a
mirror…remembering her time with Bill Clinton.
Her frustration over her inability to lose weight was depressing her.
In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help... "God, if you take away my love
handles, I'lldevote my life to you," she prayed.
And just like that, her ears fell off!
Touching story isn't it!
After a relaxing bath, Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself naked in a
mirror…remembering her time with Bill Clinton.
Her frustration over her inability to lose weight was depressing her.
In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help... "God, if you take away my love
handles, I'lldevote my life to you," she prayed.
And just like that, her ears fell off!
Touching story isn't it!
A prostitute who was also a Broncos fan had a tattoo of Darren Lockyer & Peter Wallace on the inside of her thighs . She turns to her punter and says "if you can guess who they are, you get a free shag."
He looks to the left & then to the right & says "I dont know who those ugly bastards are but the one in the middle with the fat lips & curly hair is Sam Thaiday."
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He looks to the left & then to the right & says "I dont know who those ugly bastards are but the one in the middle with the fat lips & curly hair is Sam Thaiday."
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Aladinsane
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We all remember the inappropriate KFC "Julia Meal" Pack
of Small Breasts and Big Thighs.
Now, KFC has announced an addition to their chicken dinners.
It's called the “Rudd” Bucket:
It consists of nothing but Left Wings and an Arsehole.
of Small Breasts and Big Thighs.
Now, KFC has announced an addition to their chicken dinners.
It's called the “Rudd” Bucket:
It consists of nothing but Left Wings and an Arsehole.
Aladinsane
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The way the day has gone with all this Benji Drama…..He's a few more jokes to try and put a smile here or there ...hopefully
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This asshole looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bud?"
I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out."
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I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today.
The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
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I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.
I said, "Nice legs."
The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."
I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.
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This asshole looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bud?"
I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out."
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I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today.
The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
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I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.
I said, "Nice legs."
The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."
I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.
Saturnalia
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Aladinsane
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The Catholic Parrots
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing'
'What do they say?' the priest asked.
They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'
'That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed,
Then he thought for a moment…
'You know,' he said, 'I may have a solution to your problem.
I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.
My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying... that phrase... In no time.'
'Thank you,' the woman responded, 'this may very well be the solution.'
The next day, She brought her female parrots to the priest's house... As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes, The female parrots cried out in unison:
'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'
There was stunned silence...
One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and says,
'Put the beads away, Frank... Our prayers have been answered!'
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing'
'What do they say?' the priest asked.
They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'
'That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed,
Then he thought for a moment…
'You know,' he said, 'I may have a solution to your problem.
I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.
My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying... that phrase... In no time.'
'Thank you,' the woman responded, 'this may very well be the solution.'
The next day, She brought her female parrots to the priest's house... As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes, The female parrots cried out in unison:
'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'
There was stunned silence...
One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and says,
'Put the beads away, Frank... Our prayers have been answered!'
Aladinsane
New member
Airline Announcements ?
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United Flight Attendant announced,
'People, people we're not picking out furniture here,
find a seat and get in it!
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On landing, the stewardess said,
'Please be sure to take all of your belongings.
If you're going to leave anything,
please make sure it's something we'd like to have. '
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'There may be 50 ways to leave your lover,
but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane'
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An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard.
The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while
the passengers exited, smile, and give them a 'Thanks for flying our airline.'
He said that, in light of his bad landing,
he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye,
thinking that someone would have a smart comment.
Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane.
She said, 'Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?'
'Why, no, Ma'am,' said the pilot. 'What is it?'
The little old lady said, 'Did we land, or were we shot down?'
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Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing:
'We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal.'
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Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo,
Texas on a particularly windy and bumpy day:
During the final approach,
the Captain was really having to fight it.
After an extremely hard landing,
the Flight Attendant said,
'Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo ..
Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened
while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!'
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'Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and,
in the event of an emergency water landing,
please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments.'
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'As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings.
Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants.
Please do not leave children or spouses….....except for that gentleman over there.'
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Heard on Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City .
The flight attendant came on the intercom and said,
'That was quite a bump, and I know what y'all are thinking.
I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault,
it wasn't the flight attendant's fault, it was the asphalt.'
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After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix , the attendant came on with,
'Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Capt. Crash and
the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate.
And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced,
we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.'
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Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement:
'We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today.
And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies
in a pressurized metal tube,
we hope you'll think of US Airways..'
****************************************
Heard on a Southwest Airline flight
- 'Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke,
the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing and
if you can light 'em, you can smoke 'em.'
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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport .
After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude,
the captain made an announcement over the intercom,
'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles .
The weather ahead is good and, therefore,
we should have a smooth and uneventful flight.
Now sit back and relax....
OH, MY GOD!'
Silence followed, and after a few minutes,
the captain came back on the intercom and said,
'Ladies and Gentlemen,
I am so sorry if I scared you earlier.
While I was talking to you,
the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap.
You should see the front of my pants!'
A passenger in Coach yelled,
'That's nothing.
You should see the back of mine!'
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United Flight Attendant announced,
'People, people we're not picking out furniture here,
find a seat and get in it!
*************************************
On landing, the stewardess said,
'Please be sure to take all of your belongings.
If you're going to leave anything,
please make sure it's something we'd like to have. '
*************************************
'There may be 50 ways to leave your lover,
but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane'
*************************************
An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard.
The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while
the passengers exited, smile, and give them a 'Thanks for flying our airline.'
He said that, in light of his bad landing,
he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye,
thinking that someone would have a smart comment.
Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane.
She said, 'Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?'
'Why, no, Ma'am,' said the pilot. 'What is it?'
The little old lady said, 'Did we land, or were we shot down?'
*******************************************
Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing:
'We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal.'
*************************************
Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo,
Texas on a particularly windy and bumpy day:
During the final approach,
the Captain was really having to fight it.
After an extremely hard landing,
the Flight Attendant said,
'Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo ..
Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened
while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!'
***********************************
'Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and,
in the event of an emergency water landing,
please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments.'
***********************************
'As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings.
Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants.
Please do not leave children or spouses….....except for that gentleman over there.'
******************************************
Heard on Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City .
The flight attendant came on the intercom and said,
'That was quite a bump, and I know what y'all are thinking.
I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault,
it wasn't the flight attendant's fault, it was the asphalt.'
****************************************
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After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix , the attendant came on with,
'Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Capt. Crash and
the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate.
And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced,
we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.'
****************************************
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Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement:
'We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today.
And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies
in a pressurized metal tube,
we hope you'll think of US Airways..'
****************************************
Heard on a Southwest Airline flight
- 'Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke,
the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing and
if you can light 'em, you can smoke 'em.'
****************************************
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport .
After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude,
the captain made an announcement over the intercom,
'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles .
The weather ahead is good and, therefore,
we should have a smooth and uneventful flight.
Now sit back and relax....
OH, MY GOD!'
Silence followed, and after a few minutes,
the captain came back on the intercom and said,
'Ladies and Gentlemen,
I am so sorry if I scared you earlier.
While I was talking to you,
the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap.
You should see the front of my pants!'
A passenger in Coach yelled,
'That's nothing.
You should see the back of mine!'
Aladinsane
New member
Kevin Rudd walked into a branch of Com Bank to cash a cheque.
As he approached the cashier he said "Good morning, could you please cash this cheque for me"?
Cashier: "It would be my pleasure Sir. Could you please show me your ID?"
Rudd: "Well I didn’t bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Kevin Rudd, the Prime Minister!!!"
Cashier: "I’m sorry, but with all the regulations, monitoring, of the banks because of impostors and forgers, etc. I must insist on proof of identity."
Rudd: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."
Cashier: "I am sorry Prime Minister but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."
Rudd: "I need this cheque cashed."
Cashier: "Perhaps there’s another way: One day Greg Norman came into the bank without ID.
To prove he was Greg Norman he pulled out his putting iron and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup.
With that shot we knew him to be Greg Norman and cashed his cheque.
Another time, Leyton Hewitt came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup.
With that spectacular shot we cashed his cheque..
So sir, what can you do to prove that you, and only you, are Prime Minister?"
Rudd stood there thinking and finally said: "Honestly, I can't think of a single thing I'm good at."
Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes, Prime Minister?"
As he approached the cashier he said "Good morning, could you please cash this cheque for me"?
Cashier: "It would be my pleasure Sir. Could you please show me your ID?"
Rudd: "Well I didn’t bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Kevin Rudd, the Prime Minister!!!"
Cashier: "I’m sorry, but with all the regulations, monitoring, of the banks because of impostors and forgers, etc. I must insist on proof of identity."
Rudd: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."
Cashier: "I am sorry Prime Minister but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."
Rudd: "I need this cheque cashed."
Cashier: "Perhaps there’s another way: One day Greg Norman came into the bank without ID.
To prove he was Greg Norman he pulled out his putting iron and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup.
With that shot we knew him to be Greg Norman and cashed his cheque.
Another time, Leyton Hewitt came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup.
With that spectacular shot we cashed his cheque..
So sir, what can you do to prove that you, and only you, are Prime Minister?"
Rudd stood there thinking and finally said: "Honestly, I can't think of a single thing I'm good at."
Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes, Prime Minister?"
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After reading one of my favoure threads , The Juro Curve , I will try and counteract that news with this …
**The Wife who cannot keep her Mouth Shut**
The officer says, ' I clocked you at 120 mph, sir.'
The driver says, 'Christ, officer I had it on cruise control at 100, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.'
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, 'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?'
The wife smiles demurely and says,! 'You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did.'
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, 'F..k it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'
The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic £75 fine.'
The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket'
The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T You shut the f..k up?
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'
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I love this part…:
'Only when he's pissed.'
**The Wife who cannot keep her Mouth Shut**
The officer says, ' I clocked you at 120 mph, sir.'
The driver says, 'Christ, officer I had it on cruise control at 100, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.'
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, 'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?'
The wife smiles demurely and says,! 'You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did.'
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, 'F..k it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'
The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic £75 fine.'
The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket'
The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T You shut the f..k up?
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'
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I love this part…:
'Only when he's pissed.'
westTAHger
Well-known member
a couple of the senior players performances for season 2013, is a joke
, **that is not funny at all**.
, **that is not funny at all**.
Aladinsane
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A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Wests Tigers Team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Wests Tigers Team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
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