Do it for Australia, do it for your grandma, do it for Skippy, do it for chocolate chip cookies, do it for porta loos, do it for hey hey its Saturday, do it for the great barrier reef, do it for the old Red Rooster chips with extra chicken salt, do it for corruption, do it for Alex Jones, do it for the Labor party, do it for whoopie cushions, do it for plastic bags, do it for cold toilet seats, do it for blisters, do it for tow truck drivers, do it for the Catholic Church, do it for the media, do it for the attention, do it for bullies, do it for the Penrith Panthers, do it for White Jellybeans, do it for Elvis, do it for red frogs, do it for period leave, do it for drug dealers, do it for the turtles, do it for the children, do it for unicorns, do it for Gus, do it for the embarrassment, do it for the Easter Bunny, do it for thongs, do it for John Farnham, do it for serial killers, do it for a subway footlong chicken fillet with red onion baby spinach old English cheddar cheese carrot with thousand island sauce on herb n cheese bread, do it for Scooby doo, do it for love, do it for channel 9, do it for sleep, do it for a long walk on the beach, do it for Budda, do it for chewing gum stuck on the bottom of your thong, do it for nothing, do it for Mr Ed, do it for Vegemite on toast, do it for worms, do it for shoelaces, do it for pogo sticks, do it for fat bosses, do it for pistol shrimp, do it for stamps, do it for like warm water, do it for pickled onions, do it for the weststigers forum, do it for lost car keys, do it for r2d2, do it for pumpkin, do it for roadworks, do it for the holes in your undies, do it for the top hat in monopoly, do it for your ex mother in laws goldfishs favorite TV show, do it for everyone who has read this far, do it for hemorrhoids, do it for street epistemology, do it for warm fish milkshakes, do it for free speech, do it for medium rare rump steak with Dianne sauce, do it for vitamin b12, do for the hell of it, do it for elmo, do it for captain feathersword, do it for left handed people, do it for nut allergies, do it for headphones, do it for the bunker, do it for gay marriage, do it for wingers, do it for pirates, do it for porn, do it for milo, do it for guide dogs, do it for Frank Zappa
Just curious, how long did it take you to come up with all this stuff? And what were you on at the time?
About 20 mins.
Sitting in the car waiting for my son's Footy game in Noosa to start tonight, so completely sober.
Just in a bit of a wacky mood.