innsaneink
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Lol
Mitch Moses being watched by NRL
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MOSES ADMITS HE’S FINDING IT TOUGH TO GET FIRED FROM THE TIGERS
Editor - May 15, 2017
RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS - MOSES AT TRAINING YESTERDAY.
Mitchell Moses has revealed his anguish at failing to be let go by the Tigers despite his best efforts to play the worst football of his career.
“I’ve been doing everything I can to get the release, I’m intentionally missing tackles, I’m kicking the ball on the third tackle for no real reason and I’ve even performed a few chip and chases from inside my own in-goal area but nothing seems to work,” a distraught Moses told The Footy Show this week.
“At this stage I might as well be like Jackson Hastings and just play like this for real for the rest of my career.”
The Tigers are holding firm on their commitment to deny Moses a release to the Eels, however NRL observers are questioning how long the club can withstand Moses’ tactics.
“I’ll admit it has been tough to watch Mitchell deliberately feed the scrum the wrong way and take field goal attempts when we are down by 20 points, but the board have made a commitment to keep him here until the end of the season and we must honour that commitment,” Tigers CEO Justin Pascoe said.
THE FAULT REPORT IS A SATIRICAL WEBSITE AND ITS CONTENTS ARE NOT INTENDED TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. ANY RESEMBLANCE TO REALITY IS PURELY (AND LAMENTABLY) COINCIDENTAL.
http://www.thefaultreport.com.au/sport/moses-admits-hes-finding-it-tough-to-get-fired-from-the-tigers/
Editor - May 15, 2017
RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS - MOSES AT TRAINING YESTERDAY.
Mitchell Moses has revealed his anguish at failing to be let go by the Tigers despite his best efforts to play the worst football of his career.
“I’ve been doing everything I can to get the release, I’m intentionally missing tackles, I’m kicking the ball on the third tackle for no real reason and I’ve even performed a few chip and chases from inside my own in-goal area but nothing seems to work,” a distraught Moses told The Footy Show this week.
“At this stage I might as well be like Jackson Hastings and just play like this for real for the rest of my career.”
The Tigers are holding firm on their commitment to deny Moses a release to the Eels, however NRL observers are questioning how long the club can withstand Moses’ tactics.
“I’ll admit it has been tough to watch Mitchell deliberately feed the scrum the wrong way and take field goal attempts when we are down by 20 points, but the board have made a commitment to keep him here until the end of the season and we must honour that commitment,” Tigers CEO Justin Pascoe said.
THE FAULT REPORT IS A SATIRICAL WEBSITE AND ITS CONTENTS ARE NOT INTENDED TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. ANY RESEMBLANCE TO REALITY IS PURELY (AND LAMENTABLY) COINCIDENTAL.
http://www.thefaultreport.com.au/sport/moses-admits-hes-finding-it-tough-to-get-fired-from-the-tigers/
HabboTiger
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Moses continued selection in 1st grade is unfair to the likes of Rankin and Littlejohn. Whilst neither of these journeymen footballers are, or will ever be stars, both give 100% every time they get a chance to play in the top grade. We are not good enough to carry anyone as out of form as Moses is at the moment.
Cosimo_Zaretti
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Mitch Moses does not yet have a 2018 NRL contract registered, because they were hoping to get him this year.
I reckon he knocks $50,000 off his value every time he plays. No wonder Uncle Isaac wants the deal done ASAP
I reckon he knocks $50,000 off his value every time he plays. No wonder Uncle Isaac wants the deal done ASAP
Cosimo_Zaretti
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Sounds like a Jason Taylor assignment. We're probably still paying him anyway.
LeichhardtTiger
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News From Tanking (China): Mitchell Moses has parted the Yangtze River all by himself. NRL Integrity Unit call it a Natural Split. No Action will be taken as the Destination of Moses is a Natural home for Slimy Eels.
westTAHger
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I don't think their is, be great for a highlight reel, and no doubt you would get a standing ovation, from all at the game. :wahoo:
tigerbenji
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If he is not trying he is pulling up, Go shake hands with the Res grade Coach. When we get compensated from the Eels let him go.
Byron_Bay_Fan
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from the 1 eyed eels forum
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Permalink Reply by Aaron Luke on April 5, 2017 at 11:27am
Moses has been visiting Eels officials very frequently during the off season, Moses and his Manager initially approached us, we didn't approach them.
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No wonder Ivan gave him the boot, Jason should have done the same ages ago instead of laying his coat down over the puddles so Mitch won't get his boots dirty.
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Permalink Reply by Aaron Luke on April 5, 2017 at 11:27am
Moses has been visiting Eels officials very frequently during the off season, Moses and his Manager initially approached us, we didn't approach them.
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No wonder Ivan gave him the boot, Jason should have done the same ages ago instead of laying his coat down over the puddles so Mitch won't get his boots dirty.
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Byron ..I'm worried about your eye trolling through the Eels forum…
Byron_Bay_Fan
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It being the 1 eyed eel forum I only need to use my good eye.
thanks, I now have an expensive of goggle sun glasses that fits over my conventional glasses that eliminates most of the glare. I went there for another reason but got distracted, shocking forum lay out, would not want to view with two eyes
Byron_Bay_Fan
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Yes, another Eel's poster backed up the story. Many over there did not want him complaining about his turnstile defence and slight body will not handle heavy pounding week after week, year after year.
