Nostalgia

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Australia Socceroos versus the Solomon Islands in Honiara, 1992

 

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They predicted the future of going to Starbucks

Here is the script for this brilliant Two Ronnies sketch:

Customer: Cup, please.
Server: Cup or mug?
Customer: Mug, please.
Server: Pint or half pint?
Customer: Half pint, please.
Server: Tea or coffee?
Customer: Tea, please.
Server: China or Indian?
Customer: Indian, please.
Server: Black or white?
Customer: White, please.
Server: Milk or cream?
Customer: Milk, please.
Server: Goats or cows?
Customer: Cows, please.
Server: Friesian or Jersey?
Customer: Jersey.
Server: Devon or Hereford?
Customer: Devon.
Server: Okehampton or Tavistock?
Customer: Tavistock.
Server: Cornways Farm or Hill Barn Farm?
Customer: Hill Barn Farm.
Server: Daisy or Buttercup?
Customer: You what?
Server: A cow’s name. Daisy or Buttercup?
Customer: Daisy or Buttercup? Stuff it!
Server: An onion or chestnut?
*Customer storms off frustrated