happy_tiger
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@jirskyr said:@happy tiger said:@jirskyr said:@happy tiger said:You have to laugh
We keep the "plodders" and everyone is up in arms
We release the "plodders" and others are up in arms
I've been meaning to ask Geo about his "plodders" rankings
Does every player have a "plodders" ranking or does it get updated /upgraded/downgraded game to game or on a season to season basis
So for an example , does Tedesco ,Woods or Moses have Plodder rankings ??
You have to be a plodder to earn a plodder ranking. You can't be grading pork to prime beef standards.
Rankings can change, but normally there isn't much movements because categories like "wrongness of head" tend to be consistent.
But we have players who can be superstars one week and plodders the next
Maybe we need a superstar plodder category
I can't see too much changing in our squad , we just need to hope they improve or salary cap cheats abound everywhere
Well that person isn't necessarily a plodder, they are just inconsistent. Plodders usually cannot get to superstar level at any week, because then they evolve into being actual legitimate quality first-graders; there are very few Grade A Plodders.
Jack Buchanan is your archetype middle-of-the-road plodder: not hopeless, does alright in firsts, does similarly alright in reserves, slow and a bit busted, not lacking heart but fairly lacking in skill.
Bald before his years is common, excessively wide thighs are a must, busted nose adds to the charisma, possibly mangled ears from spending time in rugby scrums as a young man. No personal sponsorship, no lair haircuts or shiny boots, no followers on twitter.
Artie Beetson and Blocker Roach were top-flight plodders - ugly and slow, but impossible to tackle and with a mean offload. Grade A plodders to the point of being legends in the game.
Carl Webb is a prime example of a swinging plodder like you note - sometimes amazing but more often hopeless. I would say however that plodders might do some amazing _things_, but rarely manage absolutely dominate games. After all they are plodders, and their innate ploddering tends to come to the fore.
Geo and my initial thoughts on Plodders were here:
http://www.weststigersforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=27914
and here
http://www.weststigersforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=27974&p=757707&hilit=plodder+grade+A#p757707
But a tricky beast to truly define, The Plodder. It's kind of like the LBW of the rugby league world.
Girth shouldn't be in the rating schedule for a plodder
A Rankin or Fitzhenry is being oppressed if we do that
Rankin will show up to pre season training with a 21 piece bucket under one arm and 4 cartons of soft drink under the other after crash tackling a semi trailer claiming it is his gym session and fixing his wrongness of head issues with his Plodder levels
Could send 2017 into a tailspin before it begins
Maybe we rank a Plodder based on our reactions when the Plodder plods
Still on a 1-5 scale
1 /Decibel level we reach when screaming at them ??
2/ How many times you kick a pet when he screws up ??
3/ Times the TV remote leaves your hand or you change the channel in utter disgust ??
4/ Level of alcohol consumption increases when you see his name on the team sheet Tuesday evening ??
5/Amount of threads started on the Forum after another shocking performance ??
The more constants we have to bring a general consensus from the Forum as a whole is imperative
We could even get a Mod to start a thread where we could vote every week on the Plodder of the Year