Swag Tiger in hospital again.

[swag_tiger]

Urgh In hospital again with possible appendicitis. :brick: 2 hours till i get the results from the blood test. In a emergency ward so i expect the wait after the results to be a long one.

 

[innsaneink]

I want my funeral to be a happy affair, not sombre

 

[happy_tiger]

I want my funeral to be a happy affair, not sombre

I'd be honoured to perform at your funeral

Fair enough , do you want me to bring my Life Be In It T Shirt and kazoo ??

 

[happy_tiger]

Urgh In hospital again with possible appendicitis. :brick: 2 hours till i get the results from the blood test. In a emergency ward so i expect the wait after the results to be a long one.

Best advice I can give is to poo asap after surgery 😛ray:

 

[Cultured_Bogan]

No good swaggy, get on the mend soon matey.

 

[Cultured_Bogan]

I want my funeral to be a happy affair, not sombre

I basically want my funeral to be every Bloodhound Gang album played start to finish.

If that doesn't get the punters laughing they can jump in the casket with me cause they'll be as dead on the inside as I am.

 

[happy_tiger]

Yeah the king of bad taste as I am , dark glasses and the Life Be In It T Shirts at my funeral

Few mates reckon they'd bury me in a Manly jersey , have the Broncos Song at the funeral , and as I was being put 6 foot under YNWA playing

Then they knew I had definitely kicked the bucket

 

[foreveratiger]

Yeah the king of bad taste as I am , dark glasses and the Life Be In It T Shirts at my funeral

Few mates reckon they'd bury me in a Manly jersey , have the Broncos Song at the funeral , and as I was being put 6 foot under YNWA playing

Then they knew I had definitely kicked the bucket

What has Funerals got to do with appendicitis ? That was random :laughing:

Swag you'll be fine mate you'll probably loose about 5 kilos your not going to die

 

[Byron_Bay_Fan]

careful because it is one of those rare occasions when you can literally die from laughter - so don't read too much of my stuff

 

[innsaneink]

good luck swag
god be with you

 

[TCL]

Get well soon.

 

[Cultured_Bogan]

Haha is that the Godfreys bloke Ink????

 

[hobbo]

You’ll be fine Swagster ….

Nurse Demps will take care of you !

 

[clokan]

She'll be right, get well soon swag

 

[happy_tiger]

Yeah the king of bad taste as I am , dark glasses and the Life Be In It T Shirts at my funeral

Few mates reckon they'd bury me in a Manly jersey , have the Broncos Song at the funeral , and as I was being put 6 foot under YNWA playing

Then they knew I had definitely kicked the bucket

What has Funerals got to do with appendicitis ? That was random :laughing:

Swag you'll be fine mate you'll probably loose about 5 kilos your not going to die

Ink and CB started it 😕

As I said poo asap afterwards , I won't go in to mine too much , but me Brad Pitt afterwards was like chipboard and I literally had 😢 when it happened and was like breaking a piece of chocolate it was that hard …....

And I am not joking bud , the only time I have cried with physical pain EVER

 

[foreveratiger]

Yeah the king of bad taste as I am , dark glasses and the Life Be In It T Shirts at my funeral

Few mates reckon they'd bury me in a Manly jersey , have the Broncos Song at the funeral , and as I was being put 6 foot under YNWA playing

Then they knew I had definitely kicked the bucket

What has Funerals got to do with appendicitis ? That was random :laughing:

Swag you'll be fine mate you'll probably loose about 5 kilos your not going to die

Ink and CB started it 😕

As I said poo asap afterwards , I won't go in to mine too much , but me Brad Pitt afterwards was like chipboard and I literally had 😢 when it happened and was like breaking a piece of chocolate it was that hard …....

And I am not joking bud , the only time I have cried with physical pain EVER

Sorry hap i was just laughing to myself how the funeral thing came up :laughing: The pain is massive apparently one of my best mates is hard as nails and even he was in a fetal position and popping Endone's like they were smarties :laughing:

 

[happy_tiger]

Yeah the king of bad taste as I am , dark glasses and the Life Be In It T Shirts at my funeral

Few mates reckon they'd bury me in a Manly jersey , have the Broncos Song at the funeral , and as I was being put 6 foot under YNWA playing

Then they knew I had definitely kicked the bucket

What has Funerals got to do with appendicitis ? That was random :laughing:

Swag you'll be fine mate you'll probably loose about 5 kilos your not going to die

Ink and CB started it 😕

As I said poo asap afterwards , I won't go in to mine too much , but me Brad Pitt afterwards was like chipboard and I literally had 😢 when it happened and was like breaking a piece of chocolate it was that hard …....

And I am not joking bud , the only time I have cried with physical pain EVER

Sorry hap i was just laughing to myself how the funeral thing came up :laughing: The pain is massive apparently one of my best mates is hard as nails and even he was in a fetal position and popping Endone's like they were smarties :laughing:

Yeah it took them about 36 hours to finally decide to do my surgery , I'd had a fall in the boat and hit my hip a couple of days beforehand ….then the scan showed some abnormality in some organ , when I told them I was signing myself out and it would be on there conscience what happened after that they did the surgery :laughing:

Day after I got out of surgery Mrs was gone , tickets to see her man crush John Farnham when they were doing JCS concerts :roll

 

[jadtiger]

Get well soon Swag

 

[hobbo]

What has Funerals got to do with appendicitis ? That was random :laughing:

Swag you'll be fine mate you'll probably loose about 5 kilos your not going to die

Ink and CB started it 😕

As I said poo asap afterwards , I won't go in to mine too much , but me Brad Pitt afterwards was like chipboard and I literally had 😢 when it happened and was like breaking a piece of chocolate it was that hard …....

And I am not joking bud , the only time I have cried with physical pain EVER

Sorry hap i was just laughing to myself how the funeral thing came up :laughing: The pain is massive apparently one of my best mates is hard as nails and even he was in a fetal position and popping Endone's like they were smarties :laughing:

Yeah it took them about 36 hours to finally decide to do my surgery , I'd had a fall in the boat and hit my hip a couple of days beforehand ….then the scan showed some abnormality in some organ , when I told them I was signing myself out and it would be on there conscience what happened after that they did the surgery :laughing:

Day after I got out of surgery Mrs was gone , tickets to see her man crush John Farnham when they were doing JCS concerts :roll

Did she come back ?

 

[foreveratiger]

What has Funerals got to do with appendicitis ? That was random :laughing:

Swag you'll be fine mate you'll probably loose about 5 kilos your not going to die

Ink and CB started it 😕

As I said poo asap afterwards , I won't go in to mine too much , but me Brad Pitt afterwards was like chipboard and I literally had 😢 when it happened and was like breaking a piece of chocolate it was that hard …....

And I am not joking bud , the only time I have cried with physical pain EVER

Sorry hap i was just laughing to myself how the funeral thing came up :laughing: The pain is massive apparently one of my best mates is hard as nails and even he was in a fetal position and popping Endone's like they were smarties :laughing:

Yeah it took them about 36 hours to finally decide to do my surgery , I'd had a fall in the boat and hit my hip a couple of days beforehand ….then the scan showed some abnormality in some organ , when I told them I was signing myself out and it would be on there conscience what happened after that they did the surgery :laughing:

Day after I got out of surgery Mrs was gone , tickets to see her man crush John Farnham when they were doing JCS concerts :roll

How does it feel to be 2nd best to John Farnham :laughing: that was a no brainer for her by the sounds of it