The Laurie Daley pearls of wisdom thread

[biggest_tigers_fan]

He tipped NQ to finish 15th so here are some of his best work
Henry quickly needs to win back the support of his senior players if the Cowboys are to prosper.(no s##t sherlock)
Dallas Johnson and Brent Tate are strong acquisitions(tates out for the season D##k)
But there's one obvious statistic in the Cowboys' favour - the bounce-back effect of punting Willie Mason. After he sent the Bulldogs and Roosters to the foot of the table, was it any surprise the Cowboys followed suit when they signed the headline merchant?

 

[Joel Helmes]

Here's a classic from Daley - "Tim Sheens will be dissapointed the Tigers conceded that try"

 

[Jazza]

This is what he said about Manly who he thinks will finish 13th:

"You really need 25 players who can do the job and I don't know that they've got the depth."

The thing is, no club has 25 players who can do the job to standard.

 

[alien]

The look on Laurie Daley's face when Gus Gould stole his chair during that State of Origin match was priceless!

 

[Chris]

The look on Laurie Daley's face when Gus Gould stole his chair during that State of Origin match was priceless!

What does that have to do with his pearls of wisdom?

 

[Jazza]

Did anybody hear him today at the season launch whilst talking to Benji call this upcoming season 'season 2008'?

Where did he get 2008 from? It was 3 years ago!

 

[alien]

Did anybody hear him today at the season launch whilst talking to Benji call this upcoming season 'season 2008'?

Where did he get 2008 from? It was 3 years ago!

how did benji react to that? is there video footage of that?

 

[Cultured_Bogan]

Did anybody hear him today at the season launch whilst talking to Benji call this upcoming season 'season 2008'?

Where did he get 2008 from? It was 3 years ago!

If he's living three years behind everyone else, that may explain at least some of his origin selections…

 

[Jazza]

Did anybody hear him today at the season launch whilst talking to Benji call this upcoming season 'season 2008'?

Where did he get 2008 from? It was 3 years ago!

how did benji react to that? is there video footage of that?

Nah I couldnt find any footage of it but it was live on Fox Sports news.
They were both up on stage with Laurie asking Benji a few questions just before Benji was up there himself to launch the season.
And he asked benji a question, I cant remember exactly what it was but it was something like 'Are you looking forward to a big season 2008', and whilst Benji smiled Laurie was going 'uh um uhh I should firstly get the seasons right and say season 2011'.

 

[westTAHger]

the best Laurie can do, is next time he is on fox, tell everyone he and other selectors got it wrong for origin.

 

[Jazza]

the best Laurie can do, is next time he is on fox, tell everyone he and other selectors got it wrong for origin.

Well as it turned out, the best that he could do was call the World Club Challenge the World Cup lol.

 

[Sabre]

this thread got a mention on 2gb today

 

[Bazzinator]

classic one tonight chase stanley went down and was holding his leg.

"i think his injured his leg there" Andy Raymond just laughed at him

 

[Marshall_magic]

this thread got a mention on 2gb today

What'd they say about it?

 

[MacDougall]

I thought Daley was bad but Brandy has come out on fire this season. He was beyond atrocious today. Usually he is par but tonight, pathetic.

 

[Marshall_magic]

One from Monday

"Benji Marshall is dangerous when he runs at speed" I don't know how you don't run "at speed" but I can't imagine many players would be dangerous doing so.

 

[happy_tiger]

ask Daryl Brohman

 

[Marshall_magic]

In tonights game

"What a competition we have, on any given day first can beat 16th"

that can happen in most competitions Loz.

 

[Captain_Awesome]

In tonights game

"What a competition we have, on any given day first can beat 16th"

that can happen in most competitions Loz.

LOL :roll

 

[Cultured_Bogan]

I love last Monday night Tigers V Dogs Lozza came out with this pearler;

"When you need big moments, you've got to go to your big moment players."

I remember laughing at a few other things he said but that one stuck with me.