They gotta maintain that buffer!

TigersFan4Life

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What buffer, you say?!? The three-game buffer, that's what! It's vital that the Tigers keep a gap of three games between their total wins and total losses if they want to compete for a top four spot. With the way the comp is this year I think that 14-10 will be good enough for 4th. They were 4-1, then 8-5\. They have to win tomorrow night to get to 9-6\. From there all it takes is a 5-4 finish and they should be in the top 4.
 

red_dogg

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we gotta win tomorrow night, no excuses….
then at home to titans and cowboys.... i would like to think there is another 4 points there
 

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the buffer is in serious need of maintaining….if they don't maintain that....then well, they'll lose that buffer, we can't afford the buffer loss

Come on Tigers!!! DO IT FOR THE BUFFER!!!
 

Cultured_Bogan

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I said in another thread that the Tigers must win three games for every loss… I'm not satisfied with 5-4 from nine games, it must be closer to 6-3 for the boys to maintain a top 4 side.
 

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1\. Respect The Buffer.

The goal is to leave as much space as possible between yourself and fellow urinators. Take the corners first, take the middle last, and when it’s tight out there use the stall or come back later. Elbow contact should be avoided at all costs.

2\. High Shhh Alert.

Talking is frowned upon especially in the mall, workplace, or everywhere. This ain’t no coffee shop, people. Save that for the sinks.

3\. Temporary Food Ban.

There’s something wrong with the guy who leaves a sloshy bottle of beer or a half-unwrapped cheeseburger on top of the urinal while he takes care of business. The mental combination of food plus bathroom is far too intense and must be avoided at all costs.

4\. Fart ‘em if you got ‘em.

I think we know why.

5\. No middles, no problem.

Picking the middle from an empty bank of three urinals is considered a cardinal sin of the highest order. This terrible offense upsets the natural order of the men’s room.

6\. My, What a Nice Wall.

Eye contact is forbidden so keep staring down that brick wall in front of you. If there’s a poster hanging above the urinal, it’s guaranteed that every word will be read at least three times. Some people may even choose their urinal based on how good the poster looks. This is allowed assuming all other rules are followed first.

Phew!

Okay ladies, thanks for putting up with us here. Yes, the men’s room is a nasty, dirty, filthy world. It ain’t pretty and it never will be. But it’s part of our daily lives so let’s all help keep it classy and keep it clean by respecting the codes, respecting the creed, and always observing proper urinal etiquette.
 

crouching_tiger

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This is not funny guys!! An un-maintained buffer can have dire consequences!!

[![](http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/4320/buff1a.jpg)](http://img693.imageshack.us/i/buff1a.jpg/)

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TigersFan4Life

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LOLz Buffer always makes me think of Godfather 2 when Willie Chichi is being interviewed at the senate hearings.

THE FAMILY HAD A LOT OF BUFFERS!!!
 

Mrs_T

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@innsaneink said:
![](http://1000awesomethings.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/the-buffer.jpg?w=291&h=217)

1\. Respect The Buffer.

The goal is to leave as much space as possible between yourself and fellow urinators. Take the corners first, take the middle last, and when it’s tight out there use the stall or come back later. Elbow contact should be avoided at all costs.

2\. High Shhh Alert.

Talking is frowned upon especially in the mall, workplace, or everywhere. This ain’t no coffee shop, people. Save that for the sinks.

3\. Temporary Food Ban.

There’s something wrong with the guy who leaves a sloshy bottle of beer or a half-unwrapped cheeseburger on top of the urinal while he takes care of business. The mental combination of food plus bathroom is far too intense and must be avoided at all costs.

4\. Fart ‘em if you got ‘em.

I think we know why.

5\. No middles, no problem.

Picking the middle from an empty bank of three urinals is considered a cardinal sin of the highest order. This terrible offense upsets the natural order of the men’s room.

6\. My, What a Nice Wall.

Eye contact is forbidden so keep staring down that brick wall in front of you. If there’s a poster hanging above the urinal, it’s guaranteed that every word will be read at least three times. Some people may even choose their urinal based on how good the poster looks. This is allowed assuming all other rules are followed first.

Phew!

Okay ladies, thanks for putting up with us here. Yes, the men’s room is a nasty, dirty, filthy world. It ain’t pretty and it never will be. But it’s part of our daily lives so let’s all help keep it classy and keep it clean by respecting the codes, respecting the creed, and always observing proper urinal etiquette.

Lol, gross and weird, but very interesting. I love that there are rules.
 

izotope

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@crouching_tiger said:
This is not funny guys!! An un-maintained buffer can have dire consequences!!

[![](http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/4320/buff1a.jpg)](http://img693.imageshack.us/i/buff1a.jpg/)

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been a tigers support you gotta have a good sense of humor, otherwise we'd all just be depressed.
 

Jazza

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I initially thought thread was called "Gotta maintain that _butter_.
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We dont want the guys having butterfingers do we….
 
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