Things that make you go hmmmmm

[Aladinsane]

**Clever Anagrams**

**PRESBYTERIAN:** When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

**ASTRONOMER:**
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

**DESPERATION:**
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

**THE EYES:**
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

**GEORGE BUSH:**
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

**THE MORSE CODE :**
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

**DORMITORY:**
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

**SLOT MACHINES:**
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

**ANIMOSITY:**
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

**ELECTION RESULTS :**
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

**SNOOZE ALARMS :**
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS ! NO MORE Z'S

**A DECIMAL POINT :**
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

**THE EARTHQUAKES:**
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

**ELEVEN PLUS TWO:**
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
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**AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:**

**MOTHER-IN-LAW:**
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

 

[Aladinsane]

Believe it or not.

NEIL ARMSTRONG'S SECRET, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE
ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR
MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.
HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, "THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND," WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH
AND HEARD BY MILLIONS.
BUT JUST BEFORE HE RE-ENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK "GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY".
MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGH IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK CONCERNING SOME RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT.

HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS.
OVER THE YEARS MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE
'GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY' STATEMENT MEANT, BUT ARMSTRONG ALWAYS JUST SMILED.
ON JULY 5, 1995 IN TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA , WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE 26- YEAR-OLD
QUESTION TO ARMSTRONG. THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED.
MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION.
WHEN HE WAS A KID GROWING UP IN A SMALL MID-WESTERN TOWN, HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS. GORSKY.
ONE DAY IN 1938, HE WAS PLAYING BASEBALL WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD. HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL, WHICH LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOR'S YARD
BY THEIR BEDROOM WINDOW.
AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS. GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY.
"SEX! YOU WANT SEX?! YOU'LL GET SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!

TRUE STORY

 

[Juro]

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Maybe that says something about your breath…?

 

[cunno]

**Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn**

1 The bandage was wound around the wound.

2 The farm was used to produce produce.

3 The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4 We must polish the Polish furniture.

5 He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6 The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7 Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8 A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9 When shot at the dove dove into the bushes.

10 I did not object to the object.

11 The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12 There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13 They were too close to the door to close it.

14 The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15 A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer.

16 To help with the planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17 The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18 Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

19 I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20 How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Yes English might have some difficulties but how does anyone make sense out of those Chinese letters 😕

 

[happy_tiger]

Have you noticed that whenever we walk through spiders webs we become Ninjas ??

 

[cunno]

Have you noticed that whenever we walk through spiders webs we become Ninjas ??

Shintaro!! Tombay the Mist!! used to get a laugh out of watching them speak in english, their mouths moving at 100mph :laughing: