Things that make you laugh!! 😂

@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136007) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136005) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136002) said:
@cochise said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135993) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135973) said:
@cochise said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135962) said:
@TillLindemann said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135961) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135852) said:
@hobbo1 said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135838) said:
@innsaneink said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135837) said:
Queue not as bad today to yesterday when I drove past Parra centrelink this arvo

Poor bastards have probably given up queuing

Actually Hobs Centrelink ask people not to go to the offices but go online through mygov….it crashed yesterday ….I got to start my application,but it asked for my Customer Reference Number...it was the only thing I haven't got so it kicked me out..I rang the phone number but was told we are inundated with calls atm call back later...here it is later ...Im still in the same place I was yesterday and no better off..

I think you need to physically go in to get a CRN. I guess I'll find out soon enough too!

They changed it today so you could do it over the phone!

I tried that cochise,but they were overwhelmed with phone calls ...I will try again in the morning,if no success I will camp on their door until I get in or get an answer...I have no income,I got no answer from my super fund because they are inundated...next step I have just enough to buy a 1Ltr bottle of Wild Turkey and a carton of coke cans 4 packs of Winfield gold...and Im going to enjoy the conversations with myself...in case you don't know I think I have issues so Im gunna enjoy the ride..hahaha ..what else is there to do...talk to you lot?..I may as well buy a straight jacket and try and put myself in it..that will be fun..

Yeah, I wasn't trying to disagree with you. I have researched the super payout stuff as I am going to have to access mine early too. Basically in mid April you will be able to apply on mygov for $10000 and then in July another $10000, you do not need to contact your super fund at all. The government info sheet can be found here.

https://firststatesuper.com.au/content/dam/ftc/pdfs/member/blog/early-access-to-super-covid19-australian-government-fact-sheet.pdf

great work cochise I appreciate the input and will work on it asap...

And the worse thing is you can't throw it on red or black anymore to double it and then spend some at a Gentlemens Club ...what is this world coming to ...

See that's what a queenslander would do ...no brains and happy without them..in NSW we would go to a brothel have a great time for about $200bucks and spend some on plenty of bourbon and coke...still have plenty for the next few weeks..while you cane toad munchers sit and wonder where you went wrong..:angry:

Us QLD men don't go to brothels as we are all good looking and the women chase us
Nsw men need to pay because they can't get any
Now the boarders are closed our brothels will go broke because you guys aren't allowed in
 
@happy_tiger said in [Dad Humour](/post/1136011) said:
@Cairnstigers said in [Dad Humour](/post/1136009) said:
@Cairnstigers said in [Dad Humour](/post/1135996) said:
True Tiger is driving his brand new Mack Superliner truck with latest state of the art Sleeper cabin
As he drives down the Hwy near Gladstone He sees 3 best mates hitchhiking together trying to get a lift down south
True Tiger the nice bloke he is decided to pull up his truck and give these guys a lift
As the guys hop into True Tigers beautiful new truck they introduce themselves one by one
The 1st guy hops in a says thanks mate my name is Happy
The 2nd guy hops in and says thanks for the lift my name is Hobbo
Finally the last guy hops is and says my name is Geo
Geo shuts the door and all 4 guys are sitting on the front seat driving down the Hwy
All of a sudden a monkey comes out of the sleeper cabin and pulls down the True Tigers fly and proceeds to give him oral pleasure
After the monkey finishes True Tiger punches and kicks the monkey and tells him to get back into the sleeper cabin
Happy Hobbo and Geo are shocked by this
A few minutes later True Tiger turns to the 3 guys and asks if they would like a turn
Happy Hobby and Geo get into a little huddle to discuss
After a few minutes the True Tiger asks, Well what's you answer
Happy pipes up and says, Yes but please don't punch us so hard

This is the truck![20200324_213733.jpg](/assets/uploads/files/1585049985690-20200324_213733.jpg)

That was a ripper ...coffee just went everywhere lol

Run out of bourbon mate
I hope no one gets offended with my humour
 
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136014) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136012) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136007) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136005) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136002) said:
@cochise said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135993) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135973) said:
@cochise said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135962) said:
@TillLindemann said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135961) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135852) said:
@hobbo1 said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135838) said:
@innsaneink said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135837) said:
Queue not as bad today to yesterday when I drove past Parra centrelink this arvo

Poor bastards have probably given up queuing

Actually Hobs Centrelink ask people not to go to the offices but go online through mygov….it crashed yesterday ….I got to start my application,but it asked for my Customer Reference Number...it was the only thing I haven't got so it kicked me out..I rang the phone number but was told we are inundated with calls atm call back later...here it is later ...Im still in the same place I was yesterday and no better off..

I think you need to physically go in to get a CRN. I guess I'll find out soon enough too!

They changed it today so you could do it over the phone!

I tried that cochise,but they were overwhelmed with phone calls ...I will try again in the morning,if no success I will camp on their door until I get in or get an answer...I have no income,I got no answer from my super fund because they are inundated...next step I have just enough to buy a 1Ltr bottle of Wild Turkey and a carton of coke cans 4 packs of Winfield gold...and Im going to enjoy the conversations with myself...in case you don't know I think I have issues so Im gunna enjoy the ride..hahaha ..what else is there to do...talk to you lot?..I may as well buy a straight jacket and try and put myself in it..that will be fun..

Yeah, I wasn't trying to disagree with you. I have researched the super payout stuff as I am going to have to access mine early too. Basically in mid April you will be able to apply on mygov for $10000 and then in July another $10000, you do not need to contact your super fund at all. The government info sheet can be found here.

https://firststatesuper.com.au/content/dam/ftc/pdfs/member/blog/early-access-to-super-covid19-australian-government-fact-sheet.pdf

great work cochise I appreciate the input and will work on it asap...

And the worse thing is you can't throw it on red or black anymore to double it and then spend some at a Gentlemens Club ...what is this world coming to ...

See that's what a queenslander would do ...no brains and happy without them..in NSW we would go to a brothel have a great time for about $200bucks and spend some on plenty of bourbon and coke...still have plenty for the next few weeks..while you cane toad munchers sit and wonder where you went wrong..:angry:

TT you take the cl out of class mate lol

Yeah I know but what else are we gunna do if we cant give each other heaps ...its all in fun and I need a bit of something fun atm ...I know what its like on the other side of the park...its no fun..

All god bro ...heap it on me ...I can take ...I talk to geo and Hobbo ...I'm sure ScoMo banned talking to both of them tonight lol

Nothing to do with CV ..just better for your overall health and IQ ..bit like when we play the Dogs they bring us down to their level
 
@Cairnstigers said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136015) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136007) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136005) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136002) said:
@cochise said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135993) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135973) said:
@cochise said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135962) said:
@TillLindemann said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135961) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135852) said:
@hobbo1 said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135838) said:
@innsaneink said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135837) said:
Queue not as bad today to yesterday when I drove past Parra centrelink this arvo

Poor bastards have probably given up queuing

Actually Hobs Centrelink ask people not to go to the offices but go online through mygov….it crashed yesterday ….I got to start my application,but it asked for my Customer Reference Number...it was the only thing I haven't got so it kicked me out..I rang the phone number but was told we are inundated with calls atm call back later...here it is later ...Im still in the same place I was yesterday and no better off..

I think you need to physically go in to get a CRN. I guess I'll find out soon enough too!

They changed it today so you could do it over the phone!

I tried that cochise,but they were overwhelmed with phone calls ...I will try again in the morning,if no success I will camp on their door until I get in or get an answer...I have no income,I got no answer from my super fund because they are inundated...next step I have just enough to buy a 1Ltr bottle of Wild Turkey and a carton of coke cans 4 packs of Winfield gold...and Im going to enjoy the conversations with myself...in case you don't know I think I have issues so Im gunna enjoy the ride..hahaha ..what else is there to do...talk to you lot?..I may as well buy a straight jacket and try and put myself in it..that will be fun..

Yeah, I wasn't trying to disagree with you. I have researched the super payout stuff as I am going to have to access mine early too. Basically in mid April you will be able to apply on mygov for $10000 and then in July another $10000, you do not need to contact your super fund at all. The government info sheet can be found here.

https://firststatesuper.com.au/content/dam/ftc/pdfs/member/blog/early-access-to-super-covid19-australian-government-fact-sheet.pdf

great work cochise I appreciate the input and will work on it asap...

And the worse thing is you can't throw it on red or black anymore to double it and then spend some at a Gentlemens Club ...what is this world coming to ...

See that's what a queenslander would do ...no brains and happy without them..in NSW we would go to a brothel have a great time for about $200bucks and spend some on plenty of bourbon and coke...still have plenty for the next few weeks..while you cane toad munchers sit and wonder where you went wrong..:angry:

Us QLD men don't go to brothels as we are all good looking and the women chase us
Nsw men need to pay because they can't get any
Now the boarders are closed our brothels will go broke because you guys aren't allowed in

CT you blokes have to pay double when you order drinks for your ladies...a drink for each head ...hahaha...
We don't need to go up there..down here our girls have cats and puppies for friends...yours have toads..on a leash just like their men hahaha..
 
@Cairnstigers said in [Dad Humour](/post/1136016) said:
@happy_tiger said in [Dad Humour](/post/1136011) said:
@Cairnstigers said in [Dad Humour](/post/1136009) said:
@Cairnstigers said in [Dad Humour](/post/1135996) said:
True Tiger is driving his brand new Mack Superliner truck with latest state of the art Sleeper cabin
As he drives down the Hwy near Gladstone He sees 3 best mates hitchhiking together trying to get a lift down south
True Tiger the nice bloke he is decided to pull up his truck and give these guys a lift
As the guys hop into True Tigers beautiful new truck they introduce themselves one by one
The 1st guy hops in a says thanks mate my name is Happy
The 2nd guy hops in and says thanks for the lift my name is Hobbo
Finally the last guy hops is and says my name is Geo
Geo shuts the door and all 4 guys are sitting on the front seat driving down the Hwy
All of a sudden a monkey comes out of the sleeper cabin and pulls down the True Tigers fly and proceeds to give him oral pleasure
After the monkey finishes True Tiger punches and kicks the monkey and tells him to get back into the sleeper cabin
Happy Hobbo and Geo are shocked by this
A few minutes later True Tiger turns to the 3 guys and asks if they would like a turn
Happy Hobby and Geo get into a little huddle to discuss
After a few minutes the True Tiger asks, Well what's you answer
Happy pipes up and says, Yes but please don't punch us so hard

This is the truck![20200324_213733.jpg](/assets/uploads/files/1585049985690-20200324_213733.jpg)

That was a ripper ...coffee just went everywhere lol

Run out of bourbon mate
I hope no one gets offended with my humour

Bourbon is horse piss ...Scotch mate Glenlivet ...if I lose my job it will be firewater or mouthwash lol
 
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136019) said:
@Cairnstigers said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136015) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136007) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136005) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136002) said:
@cochise said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135993) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135973) said:
@cochise said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135962) said:
@TillLindemann said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135961) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135852) said:
@hobbo1 said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135838) said:
@innsaneink said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135837) said:
Queue not as bad today to yesterday when I drove past Parra centrelink this arvo

Poor bastards have probably given up queuing

Actually Hobs Centrelink ask people not to go to the offices but go online through mygov….it crashed yesterday ….I got to start my application,but it asked for my Customer Reference Number...it was the only thing I haven't got so it kicked me out..I rang the phone number but was told we are inundated with calls atm call back later...here it is later ...Im still in the same place I was yesterday and no better off..

I think you need to physically go in to get a CRN. I guess I'll find out soon enough too!

They changed it today so you could do it over the phone!

I tried that cochise,but they were overwhelmed with phone calls ...I will try again in the morning,if no success I will camp on their door until I get in or get an answer...I have no income,I got no answer from my super fund because they are inundated...next step I have just enough to buy a 1Ltr bottle of Wild Turkey and a carton of coke cans 4 packs of Winfield gold...and Im going to enjoy the conversations with myself...in case you don't know I think I have issues so Im gunna enjoy the ride..hahaha ..what else is there to do...talk to you lot?..I may as well buy a straight jacket and try and put myself in it..that will be fun..

Yeah, I wasn't trying to disagree with you. I have researched the super payout stuff as I am going to have to access mine early too. Basically in mid April you will be able to apply on mygov for $10000 and then in July another $10000, you do not need to contact your super fund at all. The government info sheet can be found here.

https://firststatesuper.com.au/content/dam/ftc/pdfs/member/blog/early-access-to-super-covid19-australian-government-fact-sheet.pdf

great work cochise I appreciate the input and will work on it asap...

And the worse thing is you can't throw it on red or black anymore to double it and then spend some at a Gentlemens Club ...what is this world coming to ...

See that's what a queenslander would do ...no brains and happy without them..in NSW we would go to a brothel have a great time for about $200bucks and spend some on plenty of bourbon and coke...still have plenty for the next few weeks..while you cane toad munchers sit and wonder where you went wrong..:angry:

Us QLD men don't go to brothels as we are all good looking and the women chase us
Nsw men need to pay because they can't get any
Now the boarders are closed our brothels will go broke because you guys aren't allowed in

CT you blokes have to pay double when you order drinks for your ladies...a drink for each head ...hahaha...
We don't need to go up there..down here our girls have cats and puppies for friends...yours have toads..on a leash just like their men hahaha..

Hang on ...you blokes are that bad you have most of the girls batting for the other side ....

At least we still have truckies monkeys ..by the way was it Mickey ,Michael ,Peter or Davy Boy
 
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136017) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136014) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136012) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136007) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136005) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136002) said:
@cochise said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135993) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135973) said:
@cochise said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135962) said:
@TillLindemann said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135961) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135852) said:
@hobbo1 said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135838) said:
@innsaneink said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135837) said:
Queue not as bad today to yesterday when I drove past Parra centrelink this arvo

Poor bastards have probably given up queuing

Actually Hobs Centrelink ask people not to go to the offices but go online through mygov….it crashed yesterday ….I got to start my application,but it asked for my Customer Reference Number...it was the only thing I haven't got so it kicked me out..I rang the phone number but was told we are inundated with calls atm call back later...here it is later ...Im still in the same place I was yesterday and no better off..

I think you need to physically go in to get a CRN. I guess I'll find out soon enough too!

They changed it today so you could do it over the phone!

I tried that cochise,but they were overwhelmed with phone calls ...I will try again in the morning,if no success I will camp on their door until I get in or get an answer...I have no income,I got no answer from my super fund because they are inundated...next step I have just enough to buy a 1Ltr bottle of Wild Turkey and a carton of coke cans 4 packs of Winfield gold...and Im going to enjoy the conversations with myself...in case you don't know I think I have issues so Im gunna enjoy the ride..hahaha ..what else is there to do...talk to you lot?..I may as well buy a straight jacket and try and put myself in it..that will be fun..

Yeah, I wasn't trying to disagree with you. I have researched the super payout stuff as I am going to have to access mine early too. Basically in mid April you will be able to apply on mygov for $10000 and then in July another $10000, you do not need to contact your super fund at all. The government info sheet can be found here.

https://firststatesuper.com.au/content/dam/ftc/pdfs/member/blog/early-access-to-super-covid19-australian-government-fact-sheet.pdf

great work cochise I appreciate the input and will work on it asap...

And the worse thing is you can't throw it on red or black anymore to double it and then spend some at a Gentlemens Club ...what is this world coming to ...

See that's what a queenslander would do ...no brains and happy without them..in NSW we would go to a brothel have a great time for about $200bucks and spend some on plenty of bourbon and coke...still have plenty for the next few weeks..while you cane toad munchers sit and wonder where you went wrong..:angry:

TT you take the cl out of class mate lol

Yeah I know but what else are we gunna do if we cant give each other heaps ...its all in fun and I need a bit of something fun atm ...I know what its like on the other side of the park...its no fun..

All god bro ...heap it on me ...I can take ...I talk to geo and Hobbo ...I'm sure ScoMo banned talking to both of them tonight lol

Nothing to do with CV ..just better for your overall health and IQ ..bit like when we play the Dogs they bring us down to their level

Hap I think by the time we are finished with GEO and Hobbo while we are in lock down,they will be busting to get out and PANIC buy Valium..closely followed by Cairns Tiger...geez he seems to be a good bloke but leaves himself open to get slaughtered...
 
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136022) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136017) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136014) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136012) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136007) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136005) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136002) said:
@cochise said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135993) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135973) said:
@cochise said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135962) said:
@TillLindemann said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135961) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135852) said:
@hobbo1 said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135838) said:
@innsaneink said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135837) said:
Queue not as bad today to yesterday when I drove past Parra centrelink this arvo

Poor bastards have probably given up queuing

Actually Hobs Centrelink ask people not to go to the offices but go online through mygov….it crashed yesterday ….I got to start my application,but it asked for my Customer Reference Number...it was the only thing I haven't got so it kicked me out..I rang the phone number but was told we are inundated with calls atm call back later...here it is later ...Im still in the same place I was yesterday and no better off..

I think you need to physically go in to get a CRN. I guess I'll find out soon enough too!

They changed it today so you could do it over the phone!

I tried that cochise,but they were overwhelmed with phone calls ...I will try again in the morning,if no success I will camp on their door until I get in or get an answer...I have no income,I got no answer from my super fund because they are inundated...next step I have just enough to buy a 1Ltr bottle of Wild Turkey and a carton of coke cans 4 packs of Winfield gold...and Im going to enjoy the conversations with myself...in case you don't know I think I have issues so Im gunna enjoy the ride..hahaha ..what else is there to do...talk to you lot?..I may as well buy a straight jacket and try and put myself in it..that will be fun..

Yeah, I wasn't trying to disagree with you. I have researched the super payout stuff as I am going to have to access mine early too. Basically in mid April you will be able to apply on mygov for $10000 and then in July another $10000, you do not need to contact your super fund at all. The government info sheet can be found here.

https://firststatesuper.com.au/content/dam/ftc/pdfs/member/blog/early-access-to-super-covid19-australian-government-fact-sheet.pdf

great work cochise I appreciate the input and will work on it asap...

And the worse thing is you can't throw it on red or black anymore to double it and then spend some at a Gentlemens Club ...what is this world coming to ...

See that's what a queenslander would do ...no brains and happy without them..in NSW we would go to a brothel have a great time for about $200bucks and spend some on plenty of bourbon and coke...still have plenty for the next few weeks..while you cane toad munchers sit and wonder where you went wrong..:angry:

TT you take the cl out of class mate lol

Yeah I know but what else are we gunna do if we cant give each other heaps ...its all in fun and I need a bit of something fun atm ...I know what its like on the other side of the park...its no fun..

All god bro ...heap it on me ...I can take ...I talk to geo and Hobbo ...I'm sure ScoMo banned talking to both of them tonight lol

Nothing to do with CV ..just better for your overall health and IQ ..bit like when we play the Dogs they bring us down to their level

Hap I think by the time we are finished with GEO and Hobbo while we are in lock down,they will be busting to get out and PANIC buy Valium..closely followed by Cairns Tiger...geez he seems to be a good bloke but leaves himself open to get slaughtered...

CT is a beach bum ...guessing Trinity Beach ....
 
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136023) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136022) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136017) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136014) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136012) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136007) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136005) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136002) said:
@cochise said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135993) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135973) said:
@cochise said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135962) said:
@TillLindemann said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135961) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135852) said:
@hobbo1 said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135838) said:
@innsaneink said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135837) said:
Queue not as bad today to yesterday when I drove past Parra centrelink this arvo

Poor bastards have probably given up queuing

Actually Hobs Centrelink ask people not to go to the offices but go online through mygov….it crashed yesterday ….I got to start my application,but it asked for my Customer Reference Number...it was the only thing I haven't got so it kicked me out..I rang the phone number but was told we are inundated with calls atm call back later...here it is later ...Im still in the same place I was yesterday and no better off..

I think you need to physically go in to get a CRN. I guess I'll find out soon enough too!

They changed it today so you could do it over the phone!

I tried that cochise,but they were overwhelmed with phone calls ...I will try again in the morning,if no success I will camp on their door until I get in or get an answer...I have no income,I got no answer from my super fund because they are inundated...next step I have just enough to buy a 1Ltr bottle of Wild Turkey and a carton of coke cans 4 packs of Winfield gold...and Im going to enjoy the conversations with myself...in case you don't know I think I have issues so Im gunna enjoy the ride..hahaha ..what else is there to do...talk to you lot?..I may as well buy a straight jacket and try and put myself in it..that will be fun..

Yeah, I wasn't trying to disagree with you. I have researched the super payout stuff as I am going to have to access mine early too. Basically in mid April you will be able to apply on mygov for $10000 and then in July another $10000, you do not need to contact your super fund at all. The government info sheet can be found here.

https://firststatesuper.com.au/content/dam/ftc/pdfs/member/blog/early-access-to-super-covid19-australian-government-fact-sheet.pdf

great work cochise I appreciate the input and will work on it asap...

And the worse thing is you can't throw it on red or black anymore to double it and then spend some at a Gentlemens Club ...what is this world coming to ...

See that's what a queenslander would do ...no brains and happy without them..in NSW we would go to a brothel have a great time for about $200bucks and spend some on plenty of bourbon and coke...still have plenty for the next few weeks..while you cane toad munchers sit and wonder where you went wrong..:angry:

TT you take the cl out of class mate lol

Yeah I know but what else are we gunna do if we cant give each other heaps ...its all in fun and I need a bit of something fun atm ...I know what its like on the other side of the park...its no fun..

All god bro ...heap it on me ...I can take ...I talk to geo and Hobbo ...I'm sure ScoMo banned talking to both of them tonight lol

Nothing to do with CV ..just better for your overall health and IQ ..bit like when we play the Dogs they bring us down to their level

Hap I think by the time we are finished with GEO and Hobbo while we are in lock down,they will be busting to get out and PANIC buy Valium..closely followed by Cairns Tiger...geez he seems to be a good bloke but leaves himself open to get slaughtered...

CT is a beach bum ...guessing Trinity Beach ....

Does he have to wear a mankini like Hobbo does when he goes to the beach...
 
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136021) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136019) said:
@Cairnstigers said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136015) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136007) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136005) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136002) said:
@cochise said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135993) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135973) said:
@cochise said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135962) said:
@TillLindemann said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135961) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135852) said:
@hobbo1 said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135838) said:
@innsaneink said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135837) said:
Queue not as bad today to yesterday when I drove past Parra centrelink this arvo

Poor bastards have probably given up queuing

Actually Hobs Centrelink ask people not to go to the offices but go online through mygov….it crashed yesterday ….I got to start my application,but it asked for my Customer Reference Number...it was the only thing I haven't got so it kicked me out..I rang the phone number but was told we are inundated with calls atm call back later...here it is later ...Im still in the same place I was yesterday and no better off..

I think you need to physically go in to get a CRN. I guess I'll find out soon enough too!

They changed it today so you could do it over the phone!

I tried that cochise,but they were overwhelmed with phone calls ...I will try again in the morning,if no success I will camp on their door until I get in or get an answer...I have no income,I got no answer from my super fund because they are inundated...next step I have just enough to buy a 1Ltr bottle of Wild Turkey and a carton of coke cans 4 packs of Winfield gold...and Im going to enjoy the conversations with myself...in case you don't know I think I have issues so Im gunna enjoy the ride..hahaha ..what else is there to do...talk to you lot?..I may as well buy a straight jacket and try and put myself in it..that will be fun..

Yeah, I wasn't trying to disagree with you. I have researched the super payout stuff as I am going to have to access mine early too. Basically in mid April you will be able to apply on mygov for $10000 and then in July another $10000, you do not need to contact your super fund at all. The government info sheet can be found here.

https://firststatesuper.com.au/content/dam/ftc/pdfs/member/blog/early-access-to-super-covid19-australian-government-fact-sheet.pdf

great work cochise I appreciate the input and will work on it asap...

And the worse thing is you can't throw it on red or black anymore to double it and then spend some at a Gentlemens Club ...what is this world coming to ...

See that's what a queenslander would do ...no brains and happy without them..in NSW we would go to a brothel have a great time for about $200bucks and spend some on plenty of bourbon and coke...still have plenty for the next few weeks..while you cane toad munchers sit and wonder where you went wrong..:angry:

Us QLD men don't go to brothels as we are all good looking and the women chase us
Nsw men need to pay because they can't get any
Now the boarders are closed our brothels will go broke because you guys aren't allowed in

CT you blokes have to pay double when you order drinks for your ladies...a drink for each head ...hahaha...
We don't need to go up there..down here our girls have cats and puppies for friends...yours have toads..on a leash just like their men hahaha..

Hang on ...you blokes are that bad you have most of the girls batting for the other side ....

At least we still have truckies monkeys ..by the way was it Mickey ,Michael ,Peter or Davy Boy

I cant remember which one you lent me ….???
 
@Cairnstigers said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136026) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136023) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136022) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136017) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136014) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136012) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136007) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136005) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136002) said:
@cochise said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135993) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135973) said:
@cochise said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135962) said:
@TillLindemann said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135961) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135852) said:
@hobbo1 said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135838) said:
@innsaneink said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135837) said:
Queue not as bad today to yesterday when I drove past Parra centrelink this arvo

Poor bastards have probably given up queuing

Actually Hobs Centrelink ask people not to go to the offices but go online through mygov….it crashed yesterday ….I got to start my application,but it asked for my Customer Reference Number...it was the only thing I haven't got so it kicked me out..I rang the phone number but was told we are inundated with calls atm call back later...here it is later ...Im still in the same place I was yesterday and no better off..

I think you need to physically go in to get a CRN. I guess I'll find out soon enough too!

They changed it today so you could do it over the phone!

I tried that cochise,but they were overwhelmed with phone calls ...I will try again in the morning,if no success I will camp on their door until I get in or get an answer...I have no income,I got no answer from my super fund because they are inundated...next step I have just enough to buy a 1Ltr bottle of Wild Turkey and a carton of coke cans 4 packs of Winfield gold...and Im going to enjoy the conversations with myself...in case you don't know I think I have issues so Im gunna enjoy the ride..hahaha ..what else is there to do...talk to you lot?..I may as well buy a straight jacket and try and put myself in it..that will be fun..

Yeah, I wasn't trying to disagree with you. I have researched the super payout stuff as I am going to have to access mine early too. Basically in mid April you will be able to apply on mygov for $10000 and then in July another $10000, you do not need to contact your super fund at all. The government info sheet can be found here.

https://firststatesuper.com.au/content/dam/ftc/pdfs/member/blog/early-access-to-super-covid19-australian-government-fact-sheet.pdf

great work cochise I appreciate the input and will work on it asap...

And the worse thing is you can't throw it on red or black anymore to double it and then spend some at a Gentlemens Club ...what is this world coming to ...

See that's what a queenslander would do ...no brains and happy without them..in NSW we would go to a brothel have a great time for about $200bucks and spend some on plenty of bourbon and coke...still have plenty for the next few weeks..while you cane toad munchers sit and wonder where you went wrong..:angry:

TT you take the cl out of class mate lol

Yeah I know but what else are we gunna do if we cant give each other heaps ...its all in fun and I need a bit of something fun atm ...I know what its like on the other side of the park...its no fun..

All god bro ...heap it on me ...I can take ...I talk to geo and Hobbo ...I'm sure ScoMo banned talking to both of them tonight lol

Nothing to do with CV ..just better for your overall health and IQ ..bit like when we play the Dogs they bring us down to their level

Hap I think by the time we are finished with GEO and Hobbo while we are in lock down,they will be busting to get out and PANIC buy Valium..closely followed by Cairns Tiger...geez he seems to be a good bloke but leaves himself open to get slaughtered...

CT is a beach bum ...guessing Trinity Beach ....

No my mum lives There
I'm at Clifton Bch
10 minute beach walk with the dog to Palmcove Beach
It's actually 1 long beach
It's a hard life

When GEO comes up and visits you CT does he wear his leather chaps when you guys go for a walk along the beach ...hand in hand...
 
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136019) said:
@Cairnstigers said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136015) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136007) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136005) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136002) said:
@cochise said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135993) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135973) said:
@cochise said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135962) said:
@TillLindemann said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135961) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135852) said:
@hobbo1 said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135838) said:
@innsaneink said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135837) said:
Queue not as bad today to yesterday when I drove past Parra centrelink this arvo

Poor bastards have probably given up queuing

Actually Hobs Centrelink ask people not to go to the offices but go online through mygov….it crashed yesterday ….I got to start my application,but it asked for my Customer Reference Number...it was the only thing I haven't got so it kicked me out..I rang the phone number but was told we are inundated with calls atm call back later...here it is later ...Im still in the same place I was yesterday and no better off..

I think you need to physically go in to get a CRN. I guess I'll find out soon enough too!

They changed it today so you could do it over the phone!

I tried that cochise,but they were overwhelmed with phone calls ...I will try again in the morning,if no success I will camp on their door until I get in or get an answer...I have no income,I got no answer from my super fund because they are inundated...next step I have just enough to buy a 1Ltr bottle of Wild Turkey and a carton of coke cans 4 packs of Winfield gold...and Im going to enjoy the conversations with myself...in case you don't know I think I have issues so Im gunna enjoy the ride..hahaha ..what else is there to do...talk to you lot?..I may as well buy a straight jacket and try and put myself in it..that will be fun..

Yeah, I wasn't trying to disagree with you. I have researched the super payout stuff as I am going to have to access mine early too. Basically in mid April you will be able to apply on mygov for $10000 and then in July another $10000, you do not need to contact your super fund at all. The government info sheet can be found here.

https://firststatesuper.com.au/content/dam/ftc/pdfs/member/blog/early-access-to-super-covid19-australian-government-fact-sheet.pdf

great work cochise I appreciate the input and will work on it asap...

And the worse thing is you can't throw it on red or black anymore to double it and then spend some at a Gentlemens Club ...what is this world coming to ...

See that's what a queenslander would do ...no brains and happy without them..in NSW we would go to a brothel have a great time for about $200bucks and spend some on plenty of bourbon and coke...still have plenty for the next few weeks..while you cane toad munchers sit and wonder where you went wrong..:angry:

Us QLD men don't go to brothels as we are all good looking and the women chase us
Nsw men need to pay because they can't get any
Now the boarders are closed our brothels will go broke because you guys aren't allowed in

CT you blokes have to pay double when you order drinks for your ladies...a drink for each head ...hahaha...
We don't need to go up there..down here our girls have cats and puppies for friends...yours have toads..on a leash just like their men hahaha..

You guys are that desperate down there that some of you guys have resorted to taking turns in cross dressing every second week
That way you have a better chance of picking up
 
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136027) said:
@Cairnstigers said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136026) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136023) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136022) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136017) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136014) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136012) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136007) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136005) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136002) said:
@cochise said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135993) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135973) said:
@cochise said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135962) said:
@TillLindemann said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135961) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135852) said:
@hobbo1 said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135838) said:
@innsaneink said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135837) said:
Queue not as bad today to yesterday when I drove past Parra centrelink this arvo

Poor bastards have probably given up queuing

Actually Hobs Centrelink ask people not to go to the offices but go online through mygov….it crashed yesterday ….I got to start my application,but it asked for my Customer Reference Number...it was the only thing I haven't got so it kicked me out..I rang the phone number but was told we are inundated with calls atm call back later...here it is later ...Im still in the same place I was yesterday and no better off..

I think you need to physically go in to get a CRN. I guess I'll find out soon enough too!

They changed it today so you could do it over the phone!

I tried that cochise,but they were overwhelmed with phone calls ...I will try again in the morning,if no success I will camp on their door until I get in or get an answer...I have no income,I got no answer from my super fund because they are inundated...next step I have just enough to buy a 1Ltr bottle of Wild Turkey and a carton of coke cans 4 packs of Winfield gold...and Im going to enjoy the conversations with myself...in case you don't know I think I have issues so Im gunna enjoy the ride..hahaha ..what else is there to do...talk to you lot?..I may as well buy a straight jacket and try and put myself in it..that will be fun..

Yeah, I wasn't trying to disagree with you. I have researched the super payout stuff as I am going to have to access mine early too. Basically in mid April you will be able to apply on mygov for $10000 and then in July another $10000, you do not need to contact your super fund at all. The government info sheet can be found here.

https://firststatesuper.com.au/content/dam/ftc/pdfs/member/blog/early-access-to-super-covid19-australian-government-fact-sheet.pdf

great work cochise I appreciate the input and will work on it asap...

And the worse thing is you can't throw it on red or black anymore to double it and then spend some at a Gentlemens Club ...what is this world coming to ...

See that's what a queenslander would do ...no brains and happy without them..in NSW we would go to a brothel have a great time for about $200bucks and spend some on plenty of bourbon and coke...still have plenty for the next few weeks..while you cane toad munchers sit and wonder where you went wrong..:angry:

TT you take the cl out of class mate lol

Yeah I know but what else are we gunna do if we cant give each other heaps ...its all in fun and I need a bit of something fun atm ...I know what its like on the other side of the park...its no fun..

All god bro ...heap it on me ...I can take ...I talk to geo and Hobbo ...I'm sure ScoMo banned talking to both of them tonight lol

Nothing to do with CV ..just better for your overall health and IQ ..bit like when we play the Dogs they bring us down to their level

Hap I think by the time we are finished with GEO and Hobbo while we are in lock down,they will be busting to get out and PANIC buy Valium..closely followed by Cairns Tiger...geez he seems to be a good bloke but leaves himself open to get slaughtered...

CT is a beach bum ...guessing Trinity Beach ....

No my mum lives There
I'm at Clifton Bch
10 minute beach walk with the dog to Palmcove Beach
It's actually 1 long beach
It's a hard life

When GEO comes up and visits you CT does he wear his leather chaps when you guys go for a walk along the beach ...hand in hand...

How do you know he wears leather chaps
The truth is coming out now
 
@Cairnstigers said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136028) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136019) said:
@Cairnstigers said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136015) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136007) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136005) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136002) said:
@cochise said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135993) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135973) said:
@cochise said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135962) said:
@TillLindemann said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135961) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135852) said:
@hobbo1 said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135838) said:
@innsaneink said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135837) said:
Queue not as bad today to yesterday when I drove past Parra centrelink this arvo

Poor bastards have probably given up queuing

Actually Hobs Centrelink ask people not to go to the offices but go online through mygov….it crashed yesterday ….I got to start my application,but it asked for my Customer Reference Number...it was the only thing I haven't got so it kicked me out..I rang the phone number but was told we are inundated with calls atm call back later...here it is later ...Im still in the same place I was yesterday and no better off..

I think you need to physically go in to get a CRN. I guess I'll find out soon enough too!

They changed it today so you could do it over the phone!

I tried that cochise,but they were overwhelmed with phone calls ...I will try again in the morning,if no success I will camp on their door until I get in or get an answer...I have no income,I got no answer from my super fund because they are inundated...next step I have just enough to buy a 1Ltr bottle of Wild Turkey and a carton of coke cans 4 packs of Winfield gold...and Im going to enjoy the conversations with myself...in case you don't know I think I have issues so Im gunna enjoy the ride..hahaha ..what else is there to do...talk to you lot?..I may as well buy a straight jacket and try and put myself in it..that will be fun..

Yeah, I wasn't trying to disagree with you. I have researched the super payout stuff as I am going to have to access mine early too. Basically in mid April you will be able to apply on mygov for $10000 and then in July another $10000, you do not need to contact your super fund at all. The government info sheet can be found here.

https://firststatesuper.com.au/content/dam/ftc/pdfs/member/blog/early-access-to-super-covid19-australian-government-fact-sheet.pdf

great work cochise I appreciate the input and will work on it asap...

And the worse thing is you can't throw it on red or black anymore to double it and then spend some at a Gentlemens Club ...what is this world coming to ...

See that's what a queenslander would do ...no brains and happy without them..in NSW we would go to a brothel have a great time for about $200bucks and spend some on plenty of bourbon and coke...still have plenty for the next few weeks..while you cane toad munchers sit and wonder where you went wrong..:angry:

Us QLD men don't go to brothels as we are all good looking and the women chase us
Nsw men need to pay because they can't get any
Now the boarders are closed our brothels will go broke because you guys aren't allowed in

CT you blokes have to pay double when you order drinks for your ladies...a drink for each head ...hahaha...
We don't need to go up there..down here our girls have cats and puppies for friends...yours have toads..on a leash just like their men hahaha..

You guys are that desperate down there that some of you guys have resorted to taking turns in cross dressing every second week
That way you have a better chance of picking up

Can you send us down some of your highheels and skirts ...we are running low...:angel:
 
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136024) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136023) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136022) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136017) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136014) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136012) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136007) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136005) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136002) said:
@cochise said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135993) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135973) said:
@cochise said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135962) said:
@TillLindemann said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135961) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135852) said:
@hobbo1 said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135838) said:
@innsaneink said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135837) said:
Queue not as bad today to yesterday when I drove past Parra centrelink this arvo

Poor bastards have probably given up queuing

Actually Hobs Centrelink ask people not to go to the offices but go online through mygov….it crashed yesterday ….I got to start my application,but it asked for my Customer Reference Number...it was the only thing I haven't got so it kicked me out..I rang the phone number but was told we are inundated with calls atm call back later...here it is later ...Im still in the same place I was yesterday and no better off..

I think you need to physically go in to get a CRN. I guess I'll find out soon enough too!

They changed it today so you could do it over the phone!

I tried that cochise,but they were overwhelmed with phone calls ...I will try again in the morning,if no success I will camp on their door until I get in or get an answer...I have no income,I got no answer from my super fund because they are inundated...next step I have just enough to buy a 1Ltr bottle of Wild Turkey and a carton of coke cans 4 packs of Winfield gold...and Im going to enjoy the conversations with myself...in case you don't know I think I have issues so Im gunna enjoy the ride..hahaha ..what else is there to do...talk to you lot?..I may as well buy a straight jacket and try and put myself in it..that will be fun..

Yeah, I wasn't trying to disagree with you. I have researched the super payout stuff as I am going to have to access mine early too. Basically in mid April you will be able to apply on mygov for $10000 and then in July another $10000, you do not need to contact your super fund at all. The government info sheet can be found here.

https://firststatesuper.com.au/content/dam/ftc/pdfs/member/blog/early-access-to-super-covid19-australian-government-fact-sheet.pdf

great work cochise I appreciate the input and will work on it asap...

And the worse thing is you can't throw it on red or black anymore to double it and then spend some at a Gentlemens Club ...what is this world coming to ...

See that's what a queenslander would do ...no brains and happy without them..in NSW we would go to a brothel have a great time for about $200bucks and spend some on plenty of bourbon and coke...still have plenty for the next few weeks..while you cane toad munchers sit and wonder where you went wrong..:angry:

TT you take the cl out of class mate lol

Yeah I know but what else are we gunna do if we cant give each other heaps ...its all in fun and I need a bit of something fun atm ...I know what its like on the other side of the park...its no fun..

All god bro ...heap it on me ...I can take ...I talk to geo and Hobbo ...I'm sure ScoMo banned talking to both of them tonight lol

Nothing to do with CV ..just better for your overall health and IQ ..bit like when we play the Dogs they bring us down to their level

Hap I think by the time we are finished with GEO and Hobbo while we are in lock down,they will be busting to get out and PANIC buy Valium..closely followed by Cairns Tiger...geez he seems to be a good bloke but leaves himself open to get slaughtered...

CT is a beach bum ...guessing Trinity Beach ....

Does he have to wear a mankini like Hobbo does when he goes to the beach...

You'd fit two into Hobbo's mankini
 
@Cairnstigers said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136029) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136027) said:
@Cairnstigers said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136026) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136023) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136022) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136017) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136014) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136012) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136007) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136005) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136002) said:
@cochise said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135993) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135973) said:
@cochise said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135962) said:
@TillLindemann said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135961) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135852) said:
@hobbo1 said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135838) said:
@innsaneink said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135837) said:
Queue not as bad today to yesterday when I drove past Parra centrelink this arvo

Poor bastards have probably given up queuing

Actually Hobs Centrelink ask people not to go to the offices but go online through mygov….it crashed yesterday ….I got to start my application,but it asked for my Customer Reference Number...it was the only thing I haven't got so it kicked me out..I rang the phone number but was told we are inundated with calls atm call back later...here it is later ...Im still in the same place I was yesterday and no better off..

I think you need to physically go in to get a CRN. I guess I'll find out soon enough too!

They changed it today so you could do it over the phone!

I tried that cochise,but they were overwhelmed with phone calls ...I will try again in the morning,if no success I will camp on their door until I get in or get an answer...I have no income,I got no answer from my super fund because they are inundated...next step I have just enough to buy a 1Ltr bottle of Wild Turkey and a carton of coke cans 4 packs of Winfield gold...and Im going to enjoy the conversations with myself...in case you don't know I think I have issues so Im gunna enjoy the ride..hahaha ..what else is there to do...talk to you lot?..I may as well buy a straight jacket and try and put myself in it..that will be fun..

Yeah, I wasn't trying to disagree with you. I have researched the super payout stuff as I am going to have to access mine early too. Basically in mid April you will be able to apply on mygov for $10000 and then in July another $10000, you do not need to contact your super fund at all. The government info sheet can be found here.

https://firststatesuper.com.au/content/dam/ftc/pdfs/member/blog/early-access-to-super-covid19-australian-government-fact-sheet.pdf

great work cochise I appreciate the input and will work on it asap...

And the worse thing is you can't throw it on red or black anymore to double it and then spend some at a Gentlemens Club ...what is this world coming to ...

See that's what a queenslander would do ...no brains and happy without them..in NSW we would go to a brothel have a great time for about $200bucks and spend some on plenty of bourbon and coke...still have plenty for the next few weeks..while you cane toad munchers sit and wonder where you went wrong..:angry:

TT you take the cl out of class mate lol

Yeah I know but what else are we gunna do if we cant give each other heaps ...its all in fun and I need a bit of something fun atm ...I know what its like on the other side of the park...its no fun..

All god bro ...heap it on me ...I can take ...I talk to geo and Hobbo ...I'm sure ScoMo banned talking to both of them tonight lol

Nothing to do with CV ..just better for your overall health and IQ ..bit like when we play the Dogs they bring us down to their level

Hap I think by the time we are finished with GEO and Hobbo while we are in lock down,they will be busting to get out and PANIC buy Valium..closely followed by Cairns Tiger...geez he seems to be a good bloke but leaves himself open to get slaughtered...

CT is a beach bum ...guessing Trinity Beach ....

No my mum lives There
I'm at Clifton Bch
10 minute beach walk with the dog to Palmcove Beach
It's actually 1 long beach
It's a hard life

When GEO comes up and visits you CT does he wear his leather chaps when you guys go for a walk along the beach ...hand in hand...

How do you know he wears leather chaps
The truth is coming out now

Happy and Hobbo told me ….they are very close...
 
@Cairnstigers said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136029) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136027) said:
@Cairnstigers said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136026) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136023) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136022) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136017) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136014) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136012) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136007) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136005) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136002) said:
@cochise said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135993) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135973) said:
@cochise said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135962) said:
@TillLindemann said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135961) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135852) said:
@hobbo1 said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135838) said:
@innsaneink said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135837) said:
Queue not as bad today to yesterday when I drove past Parra centrelink this arvo

Poor bastards have probably given up queuing

Actually Hobs Centrelink ask people not to go to the offices but go online through mygov….it crashed yesterday ….I got to start my application,but it asked for my Customer Reference Number...it was the only thing I haven't got so it kicked me out..I rang the phone number but was told we are inundated with calls atm call back later...here it is later ...Im still in the same place I was yesterday and no better off..

I think you need to physically go in to get a CRN. I guess I'll find out soon enough too!

They changed it today so you could do it over the phone!

I tried that cochise,but they were overwhelmed with phone calls ...I will try again in the morning,if no success I will camp on their door until I get in or get an answer...I have no income,I got no answer from my super fund because they are inundated...next step I have just enough to buy a 1Ltr bottle of Wild Turkey and a carton of coke cans 4 packs of Winfield gold...and Im going to enjoy the conversations with myself...in case you don't know I think I have issues so Im gunna enjoy the ride..hahaha ..what else is there to do...talk to you lot?..I may as well buy a straight jacket and try and put myself in it..that will be fun..

Yeah, I wasn't trying to disagree with you. I have researched the super payout stuff as I am going to have to access mine early too. Basically in mid April you will be able to apply on mygov for $10000 and then in July another $10000, you do not need to contact your super fund at all. The government info sheet can be found here.

https://firststatesuper.com.au/content/dam/ftc/pdfs/member/blog/early-access-to-super-covid19-australian-government-fact-sheet.pdf

great work cochise I appreciate the input and will work on it asap...

And the worse thing is you can't throw it on red or black anymore to double it and then spend some at a Gentlemens Club ...what is this world coming to ...

See that's what a queenslander would do ...no brains and happy without them..in NSW we would go to a brothel have a great time for about $200bucks and spend some on plenty of bourbon and coke...still have plenty for the next few weeks..while you cane toad munchers sit and wonder where you went wrong..:angry:

TT you take the cl out of class mate lol

Yeah I know but what else are we gunna do if we cant give each other heaps ...its all in fun and I need a bit of something fun atm ...I know what its like on the other side of the park...its no fun..

All god bro ...heap it on me ...I can take ...I talk to geo and Hobbo ...I'm sure ScoMo banned talking to both of them tonight lol

Nothing to do with CV ..just better for your overall health and IQ ..bit like when we play the Dogs they bring us down to their level

Hap I think by the time we are finished with GEO and Hobbo while we are in lock down,they will be busting to get out and PANIC buy Valium..closely followed by Cairns Tiger...geez he seems to be a good bloke but leaves himself open to get slaughtered...

CT is a beach bum ...guessing Trinity Beach ....

No my mum lives There
I'm at Clifton Bch
10 minute beach walk with the dog to Palmcove Beach
It's actually 1 long beach
It's a hard life

When GEO comes up and visits you CT does he wear his leather chaps when you guys go for a walk along the beach ...hand in hand...

How do you know he wears leather chaps
The truth is coming out now

@innsaneink knows all about leather chaps ...assless though ....
 
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136032) said:
@Cairnstigers said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136029) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136027) said:
@Cairnstigers said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136026) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136023) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136022) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136017) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136014) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136012) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136007) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136005) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136002) said:
@cochise said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135993) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135973) said:
@cochise said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135962) said:
@TillLindemann said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135961) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135852) said:
@hobbo1 said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135838) said:
@innsaneink said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135837) said:
Queue not as bad today to yesterday when I drove past Parra centrelink this arvo

Poor bastards have probably given up queuing

Actually Hobs Centrelink ask people not to go to the offices but go online through mygov….it crashed yesterday ….I got to start my application,but it asked for my Customer Reference Number...it was the only thing I haven't got so it kicked me out..I rang the phone number but was told we are inundated with calls atm call back later...here it is later ...Im still in the same place I was yesterday and no better off..

I think you need to physically go in to get a CRN. I guess I'll find out soon enough too!

They changed it today so you could do it over the phone!

I tried that cochise,but they were overwhelmed with phone calls ...I will try again in the morning,if no success I will camp on their door until I get in or get an answer...I have no income,I got no answer from my super fund because they are inundated...next step I have just enough to buy a 1Ltr bottle of Wild Turkey and a carton of coke cans 4 packs of Winfield gold...and Im going to enjoy the conversations with myself...in case you don't know I think I have issues so Im gunna enjoy the ride..hahaha ..what else is there to do...talk to you lot?..I may as well buy a straight jacket and try and put myself in it..that will be fun..

Yeah, I wasn't trying to disagree with you. I have researched the super payout stuff as I am going to have to access mine early too. Basically in mid April you will be able to apply on mygov for $10000 and then in July another $10000, you do not need to contact your super fund at all. The government info sheet can be found here.

https://firststatesuper.com.au/content/dam/ftc/pdfs/member/blog/early-access-to-super-covid19-australian-government-fact-sheet.pdf

great work cochise I appreciate the input and will work on it asap...

And the worse thing is you can't throw it on red or black anymore to double it and then spend some at a Gentlemens Club ...what is this world coming to ...

See that's what a queenslander would do ...no brains and happy without them..in NSW we would go to a brothel have a great time for about $200bucks and spend some on plenty of bourbon and coke...still have plenty for the next few weeks..while you cane toad munchers sit and wonder where you went wrong..:angry:

TT you take the cl out of class mate lol

Yeah I know but what else are we gunna do if we cant give each other heaps ...its all in fun and I need a bit of something fun atm ...I know what its like on the other side of the park...its no fun..

All god bro ...heap it on me ...I can take ...I talk to geo and Hobbo ...I'm sure ScoMo banned talking to both of them tonight lol

Nothing to do with CV ..just better for your overall health and IQ ..bit like when we play the Dogs they bring us down to their level

Hap I think by the time we are finished with GEO and Hobbo while we are in lock down,they will be busting to get out and PANIC buy Valium..closely followed by Cairns Tiger...geez he seems to be a good bloke but leaves himself open to get slaughtered...

CT is a beach bum ...guessing Trinity Beach ....

No my mum lives There
I'm at Clifton Bch
10 minute beach walk with the dog to Palmcove Beach
It's actually 1 long beach
It's a hard life

When GEO comes up and visits you CT does he wear his leather chaps when you guys go for a walk along the beach ...hand in hand...

How do you know he wears leather chaps
The truth is coming out now

Happy and Hobbo told me ….they are very close...

Did they whisper that in you ear
 
@Cairnstigers said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136028) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136019) said:
@Cairnstigers said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136015) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136007) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136005) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136002) said:
@cochise said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135993) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135973) said:
@cochise said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135962) said:
@TillLindemann said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135961) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135852) said:
@hobbo1 said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135838) said:
@innsaneink said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135837) said:
Queue not as bad today to yesterday when I drove past Parra centrelink this arvo

Poor bastards have probably given up queuing

Actually Hobs Centrelink ask people not to go to the offices but go online through mygov….it crashed yesterday ….I got to start my application,but it asked for my Customer Reference Number...it was the only thing I haven't got so it kicked me out..I rang the phone number but was told we are inundated with calls atm call back later...here it is later ...Im still in the same place I was yesterday and no better off..

I think you need to physically go in to get a CRN. I guess I'll find out soon enough too!

They changed it today so you could do it over the phone!

I tried that cochise,but they were overwhelmed with phone calls ...I will try again in the morning,if no success I will camp on their door until I get in or get an answer...I have no income,I got no answer from my super fund because they are inundated...next step I have just enough to buy a 1Ltr bottle of Wild Turkey and a carton of coke cans 4 packs of Winfield gold...and Im going to enjoy the conversations with myself...in case you don't know I think I have issues so Im gunna enjoy the ride..hahaha ..what else is there to do...talk to you lot?..I may as well buy a straight jacket and try and put myself in it..that will be fun..

Yeah, I wasn't trying to disagree with you. I have researched the super payout stuff as I am going to have to access mine early too. Basically in mid April you will be able to apply on mygov for $10000 and then in July another $10000, you do not need to contact your super fund at all. The government info sheet can be found here.

https://firststatesuper.com.au/content/dam/ftc/pdfs/member/blog/early-access-to-super-covid19-australian-government-fact-sheet.pdf

great work cochise I appreciate the input and will work on it asap...

And the worse thing is you can't throw it on red or black anymore to double it and then spend some at a Gentlemens Club ...what is this world coming to ...

See that's what a queenslander would do ...no brains and happy without them..in NSW we would go to a brothel have a great time for about $200bucks and spend some on plenty of bourbon and coke...still have plenty for the next few weeks..while you cane toad munchers sit and wonder where you went wrong..:angry:

Us QLD men don't go to brothels as we are all good looking and the women chase us
Nsw men need to pay because they can't get any
Now the boarders are closed our brothels will go broke because you guys aren't allowed in

CT you blokes have to pay double when you order drinks for your ladies...a drink for each head ...hahaha...
We don't need to go up there..down here our girls have cats and puppies for friends...yours have toads..on a leash just like their men hahaha..

You guys are that desperate down there that some of you guys have resorted to taking turns in cross dressing every second week
That way you have a better chance of picking up

each other is the scary thought
 
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136031) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136024) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136023) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136022) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136017) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136014) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136012) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136007) said:
@happy_tiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136005) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1136002) said:
@cochise said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135993) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135973) said:
@cochise said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135962) said:
@TillLindemann said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135961) said:
@TrueTiger said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135852) said:
@hobbo1 said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135838) said:
@innsaneink said in [CV & us\.](/post/1135837) said:
Queue not as bad today to yesterday when I drove past Parra centrelink this arvo

Poor bastards have probably given up queuing

Actually Hobs Centrelink ask people not to go to the offices but go online through mygov….it crashed yesterday ….I got to start my application,but it asked for my Customer Reference Number...it was the only thing I haven't got so it kicked me out..I rang the phone number but was told we are inundated with calls atm call back later...here it is later ...Im still in the same place I was yesterday and no better off..

I think you need to physically go in to get a CRN. I guess I'll find out soon enough too!

They changed it today so you could do it over the phone!

I tried that cochise,but they were overwhelmed with phone calls ...I will try again in the morning,if no success I will camp on their door until I get in or get an answer...I have no income,I got no answer from my super fund because they are inundated...next step I have just enough to buy a 1Ltr bottle of Wild Turkey and a carton of coke cans 4 packs of Winfield gold...and Im going to enjoy the conversations with myself...in case you don't know I think I have issues so Im gunna enjoy the ride..hahaha ..what else is there to do...talk to you lot?..I may as well buy a straight jacket and try and put myself in it..that will be fun..

Yeah, I wasn't trying to disagree with you. I have researched the super payout stuff as I am going to have to access mine early too. Basically in mid April you will be able to apply on mygov for $10000 and then in July another $10000, you do not need to contact your super fund at all. The government info sheet can be found here.

https://firststatesuper.com.au/content/dam/ftc/pdfs/member/blog/early-access-to-super-covid19-australian-government-fact-sheet.pdf

great work cochise I appreciate the input and will work on it asap...

And the worse thing is you can't throw it on red or black anymore to double it and then spend some at a Gentlemens Club ...what is this world coming to ...

See that's what a queenslander would do ...no brains and happy without them..in NSW we would go to a brothel have a great time for about $200bucks and spend some on plenty of bourbon and coke...still have plenty for the next few weeks..while you cane toad munchers sit and wonder where you went wrong..:angry:

TT you take the cl out of class mate lol

Yeah I know but what else are we gunna do if we cant give each other heaps ...its all in fun and I need a bit of something fun atm ...I know what its like on the other side of the park...its no fun..

All god bro ...heap it on me ...I can take ...I talk to geo and Hobbo ...I'm sure ScoMo banned talking to both of them tonight lol

Nothing to do with CV ..just better for your overall health and IQ ..bit like when we play the Dogs they bring us down to their level

Hap I think by the time we are finished with GEO and Hobbo while we are in lock down,they will be busting to get out and PANIC buy Valium..closely followed by Cairns Tiger...geez he seems to be a good bloke but leaves himself open to get slaughtered...

CT is a beach bum ...guessing Trinity Beach ....

Does he have to wear a mankini like Hobbo does when he goes to the beach...

You'd fit two into Hobbo's mankini

It was fun till that comment
I have to try and get that picture out of my head
 
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