Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[tiger_one]

Got fired from the clock factory.
All I did was put in some extra hours!

 

[hank37w]

You got competition.

 

[tiger_one]

You got competition.

Great - this is a forum for everyone. ✅

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

A friend of mine went bald years ago but still carries around an old comb..

He just can't part with it.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did..

Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

And God said to John, "Come forth and you shall be granted eternal life."

But John came fifth and won a toaster.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

What do you get when you mix a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost?

A cocker-poodle boo.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?” “Yeah,” the other cow says.

“Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her super glue..

She still isn’t talking to me.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

He pasta-way.

 

[tiger_one]

If you think time travel is a hassle now, just wait until yesterday.

 

[twentyforty]

If you think time travel is a hassle now, just wait until yesterday.

Oh, I believe in yesterday.

 

[tiger_one]

Oh, I believe in yesterday.

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

Society today.

 

[tiger_one]

What do you call a monkey with a hand grenade?
A baboom!

 

[Demps]

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.

Then it's a soap opera

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?

They're both Paris sites

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes..

Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.