Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[tiger_one]

In the 17th century, people were so baroque, they were luting in the streets.

 

[TopTiger]

I don't mean to brag but I just finished a jigsaw puzzle in 4 days, it said 3-5 years on the box.

I don't mean to brag but cashiers are always checking me out.

 

[TopTiger]

Lance is not a very common name these days but in medieval times people were named Lance a lot.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

As a kid, I was afraid of the dark. Now that I’ve grown up, the electricity bill makes me afraid of the light.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

The best thing about dating a homeless person is you can drop them off anywhere.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

If you donate one kidney, you’re a total hero.

But donate five, and suddenly, everyone is yelling.

 

[TopTiger]

My grandfather always used to say fight fire with fire which I found surprising given he was a fireman.

 

[BZN]

The best thing about dating a homeless person is you can drop them off anywhere.

and
The best thing about dating a homeless person is you can drop them off anywhere.

I CAN see the humour in your post TF3, but the better thing is to drop them off at a local ***SLEEP BUS.org*** if the homeless in your area are lucky enough to have one that is, as there are still very few around.
It's so friggin sad that anyone has to rely on a sleep bus as the only way to get off the street at night.
I read a comment from a bloke on sleepbus.org who used to sleep wherever he could during the day. as it was much too dangerous to sleep rough at night.
Channel 9 did a story recently about the $300 Albo is going to give EVERYONE off their electricity bill over 12 months. Then C9 went on to say...If you feel you don't Really need the $300, donate it to a Charity.
Please believe me when I say...I'm nowhere near rich, but there are a lot of people out there doin it much tougher than me.
I looked at a lot of charitable organizations to donate and chose the Sleepbus.org and donated $100 and
$50 to HOMEPODY.org.
Another good one Imo is ORANGESKY.
Our homeless charities need donations desperately, WTs members and fans.
My wife said she will also donate $150.

 

[tiger_one]

A bossy man goes into a bar.
He orders everyone a round.

 

[TopTiger]

Everytime I get to work I hide as good employees are hard to find.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

I asked my “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera."

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

To people who say that depression hits hard.

The car begs to disagree.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

2 cop officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, “wow, that’s got to be the fastest we’ve gotten to an accident site.”

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

What’s the difference between a car and a hooker?

You store your car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

I changed my car horn sound to gunshots

People move over now much faster.

 

[TopTiger]

My wife accused me of stealing her thesaurus, not only was I shocked, but also aghast, appalled and dismayed!

 

[tiger_one]

My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.
I'm nervous she won't be able to pull it off.

 

[uuem]

Had a terrifying experience last night . I was alone in the house having a bath, when all of a sudden, I felt a tap on the shoulder.

 

[TopTiger]

I was kissing my girlfriend on the sofa last night and she said let's take this upstairs, so I said OK, you grab one end and I will grab the other.

 

[tiger_one]

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?
Shakespeare.