Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[tiger_one]

What is Beethoven doing now?
De-composing.

 

[TopTiger]

In high school I was so excited to become a senior, I'm not so excited now!

 

[Tucker]

Carlson going all in on Australian journalists.
He is correct, ours are amongst the worst around currently.

 

[Winston Churchill]

Carlson going all in on Australian journalists.
He is correct, ours are amongst the worst around currently.

I couldnt stop laughing my ass off when i saw this this morning. Biggest laugh Ive had since last week.

Also you spelled journalist wrong.

 

[tiger_one]

How do lumberjacks access their computers?
They log on.

 

[TopTiger]

I went to a very popular restaurant last night and the maitre' d told me given they are so busy do I mind waiting, I said no I didn't, whereby he gave me 2 plates to take to table 4.

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

I want to test the market...

 

[TopTiger]

I want to test the market...

You may be disappointed.

 

[TopTiger]

I found out today why the French eat snails, they don't like fast food (ok excepting french fries).

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

 

[TopTiger]

I have a fear of speed bumps but I'm slowly getting over it.

 

[TopTiger]

My dog ate all my scrabble tiles so I took him to the vet. Still waiting but no word yet.

 

[Dr_Ice]

A blonde lady got home from work and told her husband that the men in the warehouse at work offered her $100 to climb up a ladder.

Her husband replied that he hoped she didn’t do it as they only wanted to look up her skirt to see her underwear.

The blonde said she knew that and is way smarter than them. So she took her underwear off before she climbed up.

 

[tiger_one]

Commas are important.
No more wine.
No, more wine!

 

[TopTiger]

A mate asked me the other day where he could buy a toupee, I told him I don't know off the top of my head.

 

[tiger_one]

If you were conceived while your parents listened to “Red red wine” after it was first released, UB40 now.

 

[TopTiger]

I hate horoscopes and zodiac signs, these really pisces me off.

 

[hank37w]

You may be disappointed.

Would be really funny if Stefano was. 🤣

 

[Suzie-Q]

I found out today why the French eat snails, they don't like fast food (ok excepting french fries).

You made my hubby laugh ... we now know laughing after open-heart surgery, isn't funny 😐

 

[hank37w]

Who said laughter is the best medicine.

Hope he has a speedy recovery.