Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[tiger_one]

I've lived my entire life being absolutely positive that I'd never receive a phone call from a vegetable.
Then, BOOM!
Onion Rings.

 

[TopTiger]

Before we work on artificial intelligence why don't we do something about natural stupidity.

 

[tiger_one]

So I met this guy who works in IT.
I said: "Do you come from a LAN down under?"
He just smiled and gave me a mega byte sandwhich.

 

[TopTiger]

When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo I had to put my foot down.

 

[TopTiger]

I have devoted my life to studying marine mammals, it has given me a sense of porpoise.

 

[tiger_one]

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[tiger_one]

A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars.
Police are working tirelessly to catch him.

 

[TopTiger]

Clint is the name of my pet termite, Clint eats wood.

 

[Kaito]

The most diabolical haters from here to Mississippi 😆

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[Lauren]

 

[TopTiger]

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity, I just can't put it down.

 

[tiger_one]

Spaces between ladder rungs have increased because we're getting taller.
Manufacturers claim it's due to climb it change.

 

[TopTiger]

I gave my kids a final warning not to use their whistle inside the house, unfortunately they blew it.

 

[TopTiger]

I asked my wife to rate my listening skills out of ten, she replied you are an eight on a scale of ten. I don't know why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton.

 

[Pascoes_barber]

Old mate Sharks...fan(?)

 

[Kaito]

 

[TopTiger]

For us Beatles fans.

 

[TopTiger]

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control, I thought to myself, well this changes everything.