Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[tiger_one]

Studies show that cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them.
It's a simple case of in one ear and out the udder!

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[tiger_one]

I'm sad to announce that after trying out, I will not be competing in the Paris Olympics this year.
Eiffel over too many times.

 

[tiger_one]

I joined a support group for compulsive talkers.
It's called "On and On Anon."

 

[tiger_one]

Down at the cemetery, I noticed these pall bearers caring a coffin, around and around in circles; must have been an hour at least.
I thought "These guys have lost the plot."

 

[tiger_one]

I'm a social vegetarian.
I avoid meets.

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[tiger_one]

At the Paris Olympics I approached a man with a long stick, and asked him, "Are you a pole vaulter?"
"No, I'm German," he said,“and how did you know my name?''

 

[tiger_one]

SIX - S = 9

 

[diedpretty]

 

[tiger_one]

I just competed in the suntanning Olympics.
I only got bronze.

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[tiger_one]

My wife and I had a really good relationship until we bought a waterbed a few months ago.
Now we've just sort of drifted apart.

 

[tiger_one]

Breaking news: Man dies after falling into giant vat of coffee.
His wife told reporters that it was instant.

 

[tiger_one]

Local tennis club’s website is down.
I think they are having problems with their server.

 

[hank37w]

Could be power issue, run out of juice.

 

[hank37w]

Thought you might LOVE that. 🤣