Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[AmericanHistoryX]

The Spanian. For President. Kebabs for everyone..

 

[tiger_one]

Lord Nelson was about 5ft 6.
His statue is 17ft 4.
That's Horatio of about 3:1.

 

[Kaito]

But are they better than Spanian's?

Haven't tried spanian's. They honestly look like trash

 

[hank37w]

Plenty of people apparently saying they are trash. 🤣

 

[tiger_one]

Toilet stolen from police station.
Cops have nothing to go on.

 

[tiger_one]

The reason why Swedish naval ships display bar codes on their hulls is so that, when they return to harbour, they can Scandinavian.

 

[Lauren]

 

[tiger_one]

I had a hen that could count her own eggs.
She was a mathemachicken.

 

[hank37w]

Pretty smart chick that one.

 

[Merlot]

least politically correct joke ive heard in ages,sorry mods - whats worse then ants in ya pants , an uncle

 

[tiger_one]

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

 

[tiger_one]

A magician was driving down the road and then turned into a driveway.

 

[tiger_one]

Deja moo.
That feeling you've heard this bull before.

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[tiger_one]

I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[tiger_one]

Had a job as a delivery driver once.
Had to drop off a huge load of bubble wrap to an office.
They told me to pop it in the corner.
Took me hours.

 

[Merlot]

Had a job as a delivery driver once.
Had to drop off a huge load of bubble wrap to an office.
They told me to pop it in the corner.
Took me hours.

bit like my clingwrap fetish,forced to find a new Dr,during introductions,new Dr stopped me just in side the door ,said STOP-i can clearly see your nuts - GET OUT