Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

I asked the personal trainer for advice on how to lose weight.

They told me to leave my wallet at the gym.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Working out is like eating a burrito, it’s all about wrapping up your goals.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Why are husbands like lawnmowers?

They’re hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don’t work half the time!

 

[tiger_one]

I sent my son to his room for saying Jim Morrison was a terrible musician.
Sorry but we do not slam The Doors in this house.

 

[tiger_one]

Today I found out that Dwayne Johnson lives in the apartment above mine.
Can’t believe that for years I've been living under a Rock.

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[tiger_one]

What is Einstein's rapper name?
MC Hammer Squared

 

[Red88_Tiger]

A lady asked the librarian where to find books on paranoia

She whispered
“ their right behind you “

 

[liltiger]

Balmain

 

[Bula]

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[tiger_one]

I used to date a girl who had a parrot.
Damn thing never shut up.
The parrot was cool though.

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[tiger_one]

Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?
Because he doesn't think it matters if you make it or not.

 

[tiger_one]

I hear that the cavalry have given up their experiment with battery powered mechanical horses.
Apparently they don't charge quickly enough.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Bread is a lot like the sun.

It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

One day YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook will join together and be called:

YouTwitFace

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

The fact that Head & Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called ‘Knees & Toes’ disappoints me.

 

[Bula]