Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[tiger_one]

Whenever I go to a psychic, they're either angry or depressed.
I’ve never met a happy medium.

 

[tiger_one]

Paul McCartney was disqualified from the London Marathon.
Banned on the Run

 

[Bula]

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[The-moP]

Things that make you laff .. the CFMEU .. !!

 

[tiger_one]

My uncle texts me asking what does IDK mean.
I replied "I don't know."
He said "Damn, nobody does!"

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?

When it’s full.

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Why do painters always fall for their models?

Because they love them with all of their art.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

What’s the difference between a relationship and a video game?

They both start off fun and easy, then get a litter harder. If you make it to the end without breaking, everyone is shocked.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Why do wives use twice as many words as their husbands?

Because they always have to repeat themselves.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

What do a wife and a grenade have in common?

They both leave you hurt when you pull off the ring.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

If you want to change the world, do it while you’re single.

Once you’re married, you can’t even change the television channel.

 

[tiger_one]

Mum had some slippers made out of bubble wrap.
She'd often pop out to the shops.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

I play the world’s most dangerous sport.

I disagree with my wife.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Arguing with your partner is like trying to read the “Terms of Use” on the internet.

Eventually, you just give up and say, “I Agree.”

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Why did the rugby player bring a ladder to the game?

Because he heard the match was up and down.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Why did the rugby coach bring a map to the rugby game yesterday?

Because he wanted to show the team the way to the finals.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Rugby players are great musicians; they have mastered the ruck and roll.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

My fitness goals are like clouds, always just out of reach.