Things that make you laugh!! 😂

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[tiger_one]

Why is dark spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can’t C in the dark.

 

[rZEROd]

Why was Boy George banned from the reptile park?

Cos he'd always karma karma karm on the chameleons

 

[Rock Hopper Steve]

Why was Boy George banned from the reptile park?

Cos he'd always karma karma karm on the chameleons

Always thought he was an odd individual.

 

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597K views · 7.1K reactions | Great Aussie Joke – Donkey | "This guy walked into a pub, up in the Top End in Darwin, and he was having a few quiet ones..." This clip is from 1988, episode 24. | By Hey Hey It's Saturday | Facebook

"This guy walked into a pub, up in the Top End in Darwin, and he was having a few quiet ones..." This clip is from 1988, episode 24.

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Lol think you need to get to the chemist.

 

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[tiger_one]

I went to an Italian restaurant last night.
Unfortunately, a large woman got stuck in the doorway.
I couldn't get pasta.

 

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[tiger_one]

A friend got arrested for impersonating a helium balloon.
The police held him for a while and then let him go.

 

[rZEROd]

My wife was complaining that I never buy her flowers.

To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.

 

[hank37w]

Nothing wrong with her having a side line, as long as it keeps her off the streets. 🤣

 

[rZEROd]

My teacher got me in trouble for procrastinating.

I told her "just you wait!"

 

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