Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[Cairnstigers]

This one is a beauty

After getting in the White House, D.Trump, who is a convicted Rapist and Felon gets a letter… … from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:

370HSSV 0773H

All confused, Trump, who is a convicted Rapist and Felon contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren’t able to. Trump, who is a convicted Rapist and Felon gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.

One of the agents suggest Trump, who is a convicted Rapist and Felon to ask for MI6’s help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary: Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down

 

[jadtiger]

This one is a beauty

After getting in the White House, D.Trump, who is a convicted Rapist and Felon gets a letter… … from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:

370HSSV 0773H

All confused, Trump, who is a convicted Rapist and Felon contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren’t able to. Trump, who is a convicted Rapist and Felon gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.

One of the agents suggest Trump, who is a convicted Rapist and Felon to ask for MI6’s help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary: Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down

You will upset col

 

[happy_tiger]

This one is a beauty

After getting in the White House, D.Trump, who is a convicted Rapist and Felon gets a letter… … from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:

370HSSV 0773H

All confused, Trump, who is a convicted Rapist and Felon contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren’t able to. Trump, who is a convicted Rapist and Felon gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.

One of the agents suggest Trump, who is a convicted Rapist and Felon to ask for MI6’s help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary: Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down



You will upset col

#fakenews

 

[Magpieger]

How do you tell which end of a worm is which?


Tickle him in the middle and see which end laughs!...

 

[Magpieger]

What do crows name their sons?


Mark-Mark-Maaaaark!

 

[Harvey]

Kim Jong-Un announced at a news conference that North Korea would be sending a man to the sun within ten years!
A reporter said - "But the sun is too hot. How can your man land on the sun?”
There was a stunned silence. Nobody knew how to react.
Kim Jong-Un quietly answered "We will land at night”.
The gathering and everyone in North Korea watching on television broke into thunderous applause.
Back in Washington, Donald Trump, who is a convicted Rapist and Felon and his entourage were watching the news conference
When Trump, who is a convicted Rapist and Felon heard what Kim said, he sneered - "What an idiot. Everybody knows there’s no sun at night.”
His cabinet and everyone working in the White House broke into thunderous applause.

 

[mike]

One for the Trekkies

Picard: Hey Google order four new lightbulbs
Google: OK, ordering five new lightbulbs.

 

[tiger_one]

My friend Joe was worried about putting on weight over the festive season.
So much so, he decided to go on the Dolly Parton Diet.
It really made Joe lean. Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean ..........

 

[tiger_one]

Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low “elf” esteem!

 

[LeichhardtTiger]

I (well, Santa actually) got my daughter a new Hubcap for her 2010 Holden Cruze - "Best Present Ever!" she said! Trouble is it has made the other 3 look real bad! So I tipped a bucket of muddy water on it to make it look the same! Good Dads go the extra mile for their kids! :christmas_tree: :christmas_tree: :christmas_tree:

 

[Magpieger]

My daughter put her new helmet on and I said "Great!... Now we can throw hard things at you!"

 

[LeichhardtTiger]

Now we can throw hard things at you

That made me cry! :joy: :joy: :joy:

 

[Cairnstigers]

As I was paying the cashier for my Christmas tree, he asked, “Are you going to put that up yourself?”

I said, “No, I’m putting it up in the living room

 

[BZN]

Now we can throw hard things at you

That made me cry! :joy: :joy: :joy:

Cry 'Happy' tears hopefully @LeichhardtTiger.
Enjoy the rest of Christmas Day :mother_christmas: :christmas_tree:

 

[Elderslie_Tiger]

I don’t understand my wife, first she says, “Yes, fine, have a tattoo!”
... and now she’s moaning about all the bagpipers in the garden!

 

[happy_tiger]

I don’t understand my wife, first she says, “Yes, fine, have a tattoo!”
... and now she’s moaning about all the bagpipers in the garden!

Well timed Sir

 

[hank37w]

Came home the other night and all the lights were out and the house was dark.
Found a note on the fridge, "I'm sorry it's not working, I've gone to stay with my sister."

So I opened the fridge and the light came on and the beer was cold, all seems fine to me.

 

[Elderslie_Tiger]

Just seen the most confusing book

VENTRILOQUISM FOR DUMMIES

 

[tiger_one]

When I was younger, my favourite TV show was MASH.
I watched it Alda time.

 

[Cairnstigers]

Just seen the most confusing book

VENTRILOQUISM FOR DUMMIES

What a handy book to have